Saturday, October 29, 2005
I don't know much about Zsa Zsa Gabor at all...but I do know that no-one (except perhaps Gwyneth Paltrow) deserves to be played by Philton. If Zsa Zsa were dead...I know she'd be turning over in her grave...surely marrying Conrad Hilton ages ago doesn't warrant this kind of punishment?
Friday, October 28, 2005
"I was staying in an old mansion that's turned into a hotel with the hardwood floors. There was like a little napkin that they put down (for) when you step out of bed...My foot hit the napkin, and the napkin slid, and the hand hit the table with the phone, and the phone slid, and I was splat out on the floor"
Now...if there's one thing I know...it's that when someone places that much detail into a "I slipped" story...they're definitely hiding something. It's kinda like when you're a kid and get drunk...and the more you try to hide it, the more everyone notices.
Kristin was probably engaging in strange animal-sex with the butler and is trying to protect their unborn child (that she'll give to her sister to raise) from the scandal, as well as save her Maybelline contract.
She says in OK! magazine:
"I was going through a lot of stuff and overworking and not thinking of my body. I was going through that phase that everyone goes through...I lost, like, 20-25 lbs. I was on IV drips. I nearly died!"
She also says that compared to her friends, she's an "angel".
I guess "IV drips" is a new codename for "I was getting my implants re-done"
I can't believe how close we were to losing LiLo!!!
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Anyway..enough ranting...I find it rather humourous that just as Scarlett's come out about her relationship with I-never-got-his-hype Josh Hartnett...that he's posing with one of the most rail-thin models around...the love-her-or-hate-her super-it model Gemma Ward.
In other news...pregnancy rumours a popping up re: Angelina after these pics surfaced...who knows? As long as the father isn't her brother...I'm happy.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
"They're still together...they just got back from Italy, where they were taking their anniversary vacation; they spent time together and they had a romantic dinner."
I doubt this 'dinner' was consumed together...When I grow up...I want to have a marriage as strong, stable, and visibly fulfilled as this....At least Posh and Becks make a GO of pretending to be happy.
Ahh...making your cult into a business is always so nice when it comes to tax time.
Apparently he's not taking care of the baby and wah wah wah...so now their marriage is "on the rocks"...as if it were ever under any other status.
Just a few days ago...I predicted that Posh Spice had the brain cell criteria to turn to Scientology and lo and behold! She's turning!!!
She's already been spotted reading some crazy books about Scientology healing practices, also known as 'Assists'...which are basically a form of 'faith healing'...basically...they believe someone touching the affected area will solve any problem, including fever, broken bones, bruises etc. Their version here...a more accurate version here.
If Posh goes to the dark side...that means people like Jordan will be travelling there as well...*sigh*
He compared her tough girl act to:
"A five-year-old who has just been told that the birthday-cake icing is vanilla instead of chocolate as promised."
Which I'm guessing means that she pouted her way through 95% of the film...and said of her lapdance:
"I once threw my office chair out the window onto a bouncy castle and witnessed more erotic movement."
which even a rabid Keira fan has to admit...is pretty hilarious.
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Well...perhaps we should go out and kill a couple of cows as a sacrifice to this 'goddess'.
Saturday, October 22, 2005
His publicist Pat Kingsley is denying this romance...but come on...this is a woman who for over 10 years convinced us that Tom was a nice, normal, and sane individual....so...forgive me for not believing a word she says.
In other semi-related news...People magazine is being incredibly clever in
As you can imagine, the pic on the left = the one in the mag, and the pic on the right is the original.
Friday, October 21, 2005
He's just given $1million dollars to the victims of the Mexican Hurricane Stan. For a guy who seriously believes that his wife is going burn in hell...that's not bad.
*update* Sorry...I've just gotten a little carried away with the anagrams here...but I thought this one was a classic.
Katie Holmes = Tom Likes a He
you heard it here first readers....actually, just googled the damn thing in...& it's not the first...*sigh*
Thursday, October 20, 2005
There is also a bit of confusion as to who exactly is going to come out wearing the wedding dress...since Tom Cruise is having more imput into its design/creation than anyone else...but then again...Tom is accustomed to wearing dresses...
Along with Courney Cox...and all these other "no-one is paying attention to me right now" 'stars'...she's doing the whole naive, I'm-such-a-natural-being pathetic arguement... She told Harper's Bazaar:
"I don't do plastic surgery, but...I don't know how I'll feel when I'm 40 or 50, and if that is something I would do."
I guess she must've hit 40 around 10 years ago then....