Will Scientology save him?

Scientology is in the process of claiming a new victim --> Pete Doherty, of all people. What a beautiful partnership - junkiehood meets crazy cult. He's been buying Scientology books and apparently taking it quite seriously.

This is gold.

o.k..so Dlisted took it from Gawker...and I took it from Dlisted...but this is gold. I love the 'impromptu' performance. I'd catch it before it gets taken down or something.

Armageddon is Nigh!!!

OMG...I totally going to hide under my desk for a few weeks. The powers of Kabbalah and Scientology together...in one room...in one photo. In an epic war for world domination.
I'm surprised the camera didn't self-destruct.

Seriously. I have to lie down right now.

Check out the crazy woman on the far right (past Rosie)...she's a robot who's totally short-circuited from the stress.

Tom better evacuate to Venus quick smart!

The tables are turning...there's a group of anti-Scientologists out there. Their latest exploit has been to send envelopes with white powder to 10 Scientology Centres in Calif.
Even though Scientology unlocks the secrets to the universe, they still had to call in the regular old police to see what was in the envelopes. Turned out to be a bit of constarch.
Shocking indeed.

I love that. Pic source.

More Scientology Madness

Seriously...who falls for these creepy vids?

Tom Cruise Leaked video

You all have to see this.
Scientologists have already pulled it off YouTube -- but Gawker still has a copy.
Man.is.crazy.
5:00 mark is a classic.

I love this

Andrew Morton, the same guy who wrote the 'tell-all' book about Princess Diana in the 90s has writtena an expose on Tom Cruise. It's mostly going to go over old ground that everyone knows about (oh my god...Tom Cruise is GAY?!?)

Some fun stuff though is:

• Suri Cruise was conceived using frozen sperm from dead Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Morton likens the littlest Cruise to the Rosemary's Baby offspring.

• Scientology head David Miscavige ordered a wildflower field planted (twice) because Cruise expressed a desire to run through one with Nicole.

• Cruise is the No. 2 power in the church. A former scientologist is quoted as saying that Miscavige and Cruise "were like glue, two little people who really enjoyed each other."
  

uhh....yeah 'enjoy' being the operative word I think.

• David and Victoria Beckham are the next recruitment target for the church.

done deal I reckon

I give Andrew Morton around 6 months to live. Those Scientology peeps are going to go ape.

They just want to dig right on into that placenta!

Scientologists and unborn babies just.don't.mix.