Thursday, September 29, 2005
It seems though, that the ol' Courtney wants to join the
"It's close, man. It's really close. There's definitely a girl that I
love... She hears my whispers. She knows my dreams and she knows my
Hate to break to you honey, but I don't know too many girls who have gotten proposals after being referred to as "a girl". This is the kind of thing a guy with many girls says.
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
thanks BP for the heads up!
Joaquin and Eric...if you're out there...I may not not be as hot as Angelina Jolie...or even (let's be honest) Jennifer Aniston...but I'm younger, and I promise I won't go all Barbara Walters on you if you ditch me...I'll even throw in a No-Oprah clause...
Here's Joaquin in Details magazine...
In the past few days she's come up with the I have an eating disorder!!! (used with varying success by Lindsay, Kelly, Jessica, Hillary etc) :
"I'm still bulimic. It's bad, but I'm really trying to get better. I stuff myself with food like ice cream or pasta then rush to the loos (toilets) to make myself sick."
Coupled with a my husband cheated on me!!! (used with great success by Jennifer, and Sienna) :
"My assistant popped in to see if he (Ozzy) was OK and found him in bed with the nanny. She wasn't a beautiful blonde - she was an ugly old cow."Sharon...I love you...but I hate to tell you...this isn't working for you...my suggestion is for you to pretend to have some sort of disease (and then miraculously recover after your fix)...you've already genuinely done the cancer thing...so how about Crohns or Parkinson's?
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Monday, September 26, 2005
Oh well...it's been five years already...aren't they due up for a divorce soon in any case?
I'm finding it difficult to believe that these publicity whores managed to keep this thing under wraps...with no visible trashy magazine deal in sight??? This is too much for my brain to compute...I'm saying this isn't true.
Sunday, September 25, 2005
It also requires making on-the-spot, difficult decisions...like...trying to work out which way to face during the photo-op...most starlets in the little-talent 'it' girl genre, not really managing the brain capacity to go for another technique...ususally opt for the "pick a side and look confident in whatever choice you've made..."
Today Lindsay got unlucky and ended up with the wall...but the girl's learning and improving each time...and next time...I bet she'll be back for another go in this risky game of chance.
Friday, September 23, 2005
If blonde hair and eating disorders are the new black for the under 30s....whingeing and pretentiousness is the new 'it' thing for
sleazyred) that Cameron Diaz has taken to the hip "Let's whinge" fad. Diaz says she will no longer do magazine profiles and goes on to complain about being photographed and how many stories about her are as fake as "romance novels" (I'm sure this simile makes her very intelligent). She then claims that she finds most people and their conversations (which are ususally cenetered around being a celebrity) boring.
Strangely enough though (this apparent discrepancy I'm sure makes her a very interesting person) She appears to make no objections regarding a heap of photoshopped photos scattered throughout the magazine
Thursday, September 22, 2005
There are crazy reports that they were "necking" passionately while at the arcade (I don't know how that is managed when one person's got a child strapped to her chest)...Here they are leaving the mall (this might conk out)
Personally though..I think Brad and Angelina have to cut down on the animalistic sex and start focusing on (perhaps a relatively more mundane concept) 3 square meals a day.
I don't feel I need to broach the matter further.
*UPDATE* : Burberry and Gloria Vanderbilt have dropped her as well. Dior and Rimmel have decided to keep her on (for now).
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Am I near the mark?
...is a fragrance alive with exchantment and rich with the thrill of the chase.
The story of Fantasy Britney Spears unfolds with lush red lychee, golden quince,
and exotic kiwi. It continue with the scents of cupcakes, sexy white chocolate orchid (???) and jasmine petals and draws to a close with the scents
of creamy musk, orris root and sensual woods (???).
I love how she still manages to put "cupcakes" in there...I know she's talking about the dodgy cream filled, 100s&1000s topped 6packs which sell for 50c after 9pm at Walmart.
Monday, September 19, 2005
Marcia Cross wisely keeps her red hair and works it.
Teri looks normal (from a distance)
Mischa looks cute...and doesn't fat creepy guy with the red-bow tie know it...she's yours for sure FCG!!!