Every man and his boring dog at Coachella

At least one good person was there -- my baby!

Trifecta of FUG

Oh man, the Hiltons and Fuggie Fug in one photo -- is this armageddon?

Not even millions can make Nikki look normal

Girlfriend looks like she was bashed with the 'special' stick...and to think for a while there I thought she was pretty. She's currently in South Korea pimping some new high-end version of her Chick-line: Nicholai. And by high-end I mean going from backalley streetwalker to main road streetwalker.

Ugly Stick!

Not that I think they're particularly attractive nowadays...but the Hilton sisters are featured here in a Vogue shoot when they were 18 and 16...in the days before photoshop...and uh...it shows. This shoot is a veritable mess!