Franken-stomach is back!

What beautiful beaded accessories Tara uses to accentuate the luscious ripples and cavernous delights of her stomach. Simple. Elegant. Timeless.

Tara Reid is still beautiful

Honestly...what's there not to love?

Tara Reid has become boring again

I'll be honest, when I think of Tara Reid in a bikini I think of breasts touching knees and stomach that's churned...on the outside

...so why is she all of a sudden looking like this? Who paid more that $500 and a blowjob for her fix-up surgery this time?

People continue to scare me

Ashlee Simpson at the Grammys. Has she had more work done? She's looking more 'special' than her sister nowadays...if that's even possible.



My always realiable and beautiful Tara

and Denise Richards. Totally no comment. NSFW