Speaking of awkward

how awkward are these 'couples' at the White House Corresspondent's Party.

You've got Bon Jovi and ummmm.



Cokey and Coke-ier



and Cruise with his blow up giant doll.



Now all we need is Obama to turn scientologist and we'll really have hit the jackp0t :)

Nicole and Keith on the rocks?

Does this remind anyone of anything? Let's hope I'm wrong.



This was the last premiere that Nicole and Tom attended [below], the one for Eyes Wide Shut. I think they had already split up by this point. Hmm.

KAte's got some more plastic in there

...in the form of extensions.
She's looking a little mannish these days -- but much better.



Before.

Girlfriend isn't looking so peachy

...she's also dressing to communicate silent messages to us. Let's face it, she wants to be saved.

The blood that Tom has sucked out of her is beautifully represented by the blood dripping down her top -- the beautiful fake-hair worms at the back of her head are analagous to what's happening inside her brain, the green expanse shows her life from here until eternity in spectacular technicolour. The blue sash -- I leave up to my beautiful commenters --.

WTF is continuing to happen to Katie Holmes?

GF looks beat down. And by beat down I mean with the Sally-Field stick. Just.sad.

What the hell is Tommy drinking?

Are the aliens in his system eating his "old man genes" or something. He's getting younger.

Someone give Katie a nap

Oh dear..that magic has well and truly brushed off. TomKat are at the MTV award. He - looking like that creppy ever-bachelor uncle...she looking like she needs to be taken to the computer lab and given a new motherboard.

Met Costume Gala

We all know every man and his dog loves to go to this thing...the theme this year was “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy”...uhhh...call me old fashioned - but aren't you supposed to incorporate the theme into your style for the night?!?

We had had the nice-for-trying-but-not-quite right in Christina Ricci. It's sort of like pussycat dolls meets Gwyneth Paltrow...and anything reminding me of Gwyneth Paltrow always makes me want to lie down and die.


The I'm-just-taking-the-fantasy-part-of-the-theme-
and-pretend-that-a-shapeless-sack-with-beaded-vomit-
is-like....super! Mischa.



A freak show involving geriatric WonderWoman and her dwarf-friend



And the cardboard cutouts that are Gisele and Dexter Tom Brady.

Is it bad to like Tom Crazie's house?

Umm -- can someone please tell me what Katie says at 0:42?
It seriouly sounds like "we go ahead and we roast that dog"
Is that her robotchip going awry?


Update wilykitwow has solved it apparently it's "hot dog"...thanks wily!

Oprah wants to go...far far away.

It's funny, Oprah may be the richest woman in showbiz --> but she still has to suck up to the scariness that is Tom Cruise. They're filming some special segment with Tom to celebrate his 25 years in films. I know...I'm excited as well.

In any case, Oprah looks scared...scared meaning terrifed and wanting to escape.



I'm instead scared that this picture reminds me a little too much of the 'perfect families' Vanity Fair spread.

This is gold.

o.k..so Dlisted took it from Gawker...and I took it from Dlisted...but this is gold. I love the 'impromptu' performance. I'd catch it before it gets taken down or something.

Katie's at it again

This is kind of getting funny. I don't want Katie to de-robotise!

This time its with InStyle.

This time she's talking about love:

"It happened in an instant. When you fall in love, it's like time stops."

I know Katie...brain transplants feel that way sometimes...so do UFO abductions while we're on the topic.

and the beautiful:

"I try every day to make Tom know how much I love him. It gets better and better.

...just as your interviewee skills get better and better Katie...brings a tear of joy to my eye.

"Tom and I stay in really good communication with each other. I talk to him about anything, at any time. He works 48 hours straight, comes home, and if I ask, 'Would you help me with this'? he'll do it."

...poor guy, working day in and day out at the Scientology Centre helping those damn clueless thetans how it's done...but Katie...what DO you talk about...other than Tom Cruise? Is the question you ask only "Would you help me talk about Tom Cruise, Tom?"

and the touching:

"I couldn't have asked for a more supportive human being.

I know...it's every girl's dream to have a man who can keep up the programming requirements so diligently! It must be tough making sure all those joints and electrical fuses are in order.

Armageddon is Nigh!!!

OMG...I totally going to hide under my desk for a few weeks. The powers of Kabbalah and Scientology together...in one room...in one photo. In an epic war for world domination.
I'm surprised the camera didn't self-destruct.

Seriously. I have to lie down right now.

Check out the crazy woman on the far right (past Rosie)...she's a robot who's totally short-circuited from the stress.

Quite Good

Jerry O'Connel does a spoof on Crazy Tom

Tom Cruise Leaked video

You all have to see this.
Scientologists have already pulled it off YouTube -- but Gawker still has a copy.
Man.is.crazy.
5:00 mark is a classic.

I love this

Andrew Morton, the same guy who wrote the 'tell-all' book about Princess Diana in the 90s has writtena an expose on Tom Cruise. It's mostly going to go over old ground that everyone knows about (oh my god...Tom Cruise is GAY?!?)

Some fun stuff though is:

• Suri Cruise was conceived using frozen sperm from dead Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Morton likens the littlest Cruise to the Rosemary's Baby offspring.

• Scientology head David Miscavige ordered a wildflower field planted (twice) because Cruise expressed a desire to run through one with Nicole.

• Cruise is the No. 2 power in the church. A former scientologist is quoted as saying that Miscavige and Cruise "were like glue, two little people who really enjoyed each other."
  

uhh....yeah 'enjoy' being the operative word I think.

• David and Victoria Beckham are the next recruitment target for the church.

done deal I reckon

I give Andrew Morton around 6 months to live. Those Scientology peeps are going to go ape.

I'm sure this is symbolic....

...but to me it's just.plain.creepy.