Douche Madden and his Tranny Hilton are still in love

...warms the cockles of my heart. Honestly. Reminds of the butterflies in my stomach a few years ago when Paris announced she was engaged.
Kids are in Vegas.

Honestly - there are trannies on my street that are more attractive than this

...and that's no joke. I live in tranny-central and Paris would get beat down if she walked on my street past midnight for trying to reign on these chicas turf...that and the fact that she's fugly-rama

Cover Up...everything.

Honestly. I think I feel a bit ill.
Serena showing off her sweaty man-assets at the pre-Wimbledon party in London.

Someone tell Jessica its only ironic when you don't ACTUALLY look like a transseexual

PROOF. From 2007.

Wow...that was a surprise!

Pink and Carey Hart are getting a divorce. Wow..what a surprise. I really thought Carey liked his man. Very. Odd.




Case in point

Product Promotion on the Red carpet

I know the Emmy's are incredibly boring, but that's no excuse for trying to get free advertising for your new diamond crass-cara.