Apparently Jenna Bush is getting married.
I know...who cares.
Still, her mother got 12 designers to pitch for her wedding dress.
In Spanish, there's a saying about a monkey...that it can wear whatever it likes...but a monkey it will always stay...or something.
1.Vera Wang - Vera...take note from Elisita...Jenna is not 6ft-tall...assymetrial layer cake is.not.the.way.forward.
2. J. Mendel - detachable legs....I like it.
3. Arnold Scaasi - you don't want this job...do you?
4. Carlos Miele - can we say 1980s?
5. Amsale - princess look 1990s anyone?
6. Carmen Marc Valvo - toilet-roll doll look. Could be cool...quick question -- need one necessarily be a pea-head to pull off the look?
7. Angel Sanchez - anorexic. sloucher. drop-dead-before-the-aisle. ..chic-arama.
8. Badgley Mischka - BRATZ doll...see #3.
9. Nicole Miller - snore.
10. Lela Rose - every girl wants to look like a giant dome for their wedding. Perfection.
11. Marc Bouwer - yeah...generally shapeless with beautiful accents on linebacker shoulders...sublime.
12. Oscar de la Renta - gimme! seriously.
