How in the hell?

How did she score so many mildly cool people to go to her party. Free sacks of coke at the entry?

She's got designer Oliver Theyskens, supermodel Irina Lazareanu, and Dita!

The Buy Katy and Mischa a mirror FUND

When beautiful faces meet bad dresses.

Katy - I can see your spanx - and your breasts apparently can see me! Nice. Also just a memo, that you are not Dita Von Teese.

...and Mischa - we've had this discussion before. I feel like buying you a lawnmower.

Mischa Barton. A fashion disaster chronicle

How can a girl get it SO wrong. So often.








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Diane Keaton this girl ain't

I don't know what exactly Mischa's going for. Perhaps a mix of Diane Keaton meets Julia Roberts in Steel Magnolias sprinkled with a helluva lot of depareration at a down-the-gurgler film career. I'm concerned about the whole gettup, including the southern-tramp top, the baggy white pants and the crispy hair.

It's like Jessica Simpson on Ritalin...which I need not iterate...is.bad.

Met Costume Gala

We all know every man and his dog loves to go to this thing...the theme this year was “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy”...uhhh...call me old fashioned - but aren't you supposed to incorporate the theme into your style for the night?!?

We had had the nice-for-trying-but-not-quite right in Christina Ricci. It's sort of like pussycat dolls meets Gwyneth Paltrow...and anything reminding me of Gwyneth Paltrow always makes me want to lie down and die.


The I'm-just-taking-the-fantasy-part-of-the-theme-
and-pretend-that-a-shapeless-sack-with-beaded-vomit-
is-like....super! Mischa.



A freak show involving geriatric WonderWoman and her dwarf-friend



And the cardboard cutouts that are Gisele and Dexter Tom Brady.

Coke Eyes

Mischa's career hasn't exactly taken off since the OC, but it's nice to know she's still got a bit of spare cash to buy a few bumps.

Mischa Who?

We all know death has occured when a teen starlet goes blonde no matter how much it doesn't suit.