Always amazing what a good dose of photoshop can do

No pizzaface, and no mashface. Just nice, allAmerican, clean and blonde. I know..where is Cameron Diaz in all this?

Paris Vogue knows hotness

Yes, one is violent and the other is lost...and neither of them are spring-chickens...but hotness doesn't die...and in an age of Sienna and Knightley...cover-prescence is hard to find...and Paris Vogue knows that.

Courtney Love works it for Italian Vogue

Let's face it, Courtney Love has looked like hell over the past few months...an by hell I mean a hell that makes Britney look o.k...but that's hasn't seemed to bother Italian Vogue, who seem to have invested a few years in airbrushing her out this month. I've got a soft spot for Courtney so I'm more than happy to pretend that this is what she actually looks like.

Cover Times

Hi Guys,
I'm a few days late with this but this is Scarlett's covershot for Vogue. I'm not exactly sure what the photoshop guys did, but there's some definite facial elongation going on, perhaps in the hope of trying to Veronica Lake-enise her. It's not working. We need to bring back the era of the model.

Although, I do have to admit that a model probably wouldn't give you such awesome and profound interview tidbits such as:

"Just becuase I make films that are low-budget doesn't mean I should dress low-budget. If you go to a glamourous event you should look glamorous".

Just. Wow. I want Scarlett as my life coach.



BTW, Korean Vogue has a much better handle on things. Go Stam.