Friday, December 26, 2008

Oh dear - I'm slowly turning into my mother

I've finding Prince a very hndsome man indeed! -- and I'm actually mildly interested in what this crew looks like for their XMAS mass. *sigh*. The oldification of Elisita. :)

BTW -- the man suits facial hair.

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Chynna anyone?

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My personal favourite, the Alicia Keys of the fam -- Zara. Even love the snaggle-teeth - genuinely.

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XMAS Cheer

I like this random YouTube girl's stuff. Well - only really two songs. But thought this one was fitting for the XMAS season :)



Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Happy XMAS!!!

Hi my loves,
I'm not doing too much arduous work during the holidays but posts will be relatively light during the XMAS season :) Have a wonderful time and tryh to get more f***cked than the Twilight kids during NYears. :)

I'll be enjoying very Australian XMAS like Elle -- although not looking as HOT!

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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Happy Birthday XTINA

I love someone who always meets out trashiest expectations. 'Onya XTINA. Keep it up for '09 - I knew that Dita-1950s pinup stylin' of early '08 couldn't last too long. Here's for being in your 20s and looking like you're in your 40s.

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Jennifer Connelly - sweets - what up?

O.k - so obviously smiling is passe - I get that. But what's going on with the super-thin? *sigh*

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Stay away Marisa - she wants your tanned healthy blood!

Marisa Marisa - can't you see what that blood-sucking wench wants? Stay away love - hot tip from Elisita. Even Marilyn Manson couldn't handle the blood-letting involved. BTW - wasn't Rachel Evan Wood pretty once? What one earth happened?

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Ha! WAY WAY WAY too easy.

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What's going on with Maniston?

There have been rumours swirling around that girlfriend has had some added work done for her upcoming 40th birthday and I have to say that it's subtle but I tend to concur - GF is looking different - in a better way. Moving slowly but steadily from manly to handsome. High praise indeed.

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Lee Lee Sobieski is alive!

What ever happened to this gal? She was one of those that fall into the 'pretty but tremendously wooden' category - but I still have a soft spot for her. She's alive it seems and milking her has-been career for what it's worth.

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What kind of a beat down cover is this?

Ugh. Is "modern" a new synonym for "badly photoshopped complete beat down mess" ?

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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Still f***ed

I'm starting to really like this girl.
What's her name? I might even bother to learn it. Her drug-addled endurance really appeals to me.

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Angie goes Tom Cruise Couch Jumping Crazy

What pills she been poppin'? Don't tell me she's been getting into Dianetics!

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Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Photoshop does good things to Alba

Well - not if you happen to like hips I suppose. These are some [as good as] before and after shots of her Campari shoot.

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Saturday, December 06, 2008

Elisita wants to make friends with some transvestite French robbers.

Thieves stole $159m AUD in gems from Harry Winston store in Paris yesterday. The four robbers on Thursday stole nearly all the jewellery on display at Harry Winston jewellers off the Champs-Elysees.

Two of the four men were disguised as women when they managed to elude the high-security surveillance system.

Bonjour boys!

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Political Correctness gone wrong [is it ever right?]

Ugh - Australia is turning into such a nanny state! First the ridiculous, dictatorial potential implementation of the Government Internet Filter [sign the petition against it here fellow Aussies] and on a much more trivial but equally significant level - our abhorrence to mention the word Christmas. We've even gone as far as being the only country who has changed the name and the poster of the movie "Four Christmases". Fantastic. Just great. Thanks for looking out for us censorship board!

US VERSION
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AUSTRALIAN VERSION [from website - couldn't find actual poster]
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Credits: my BFF - Sascha's father!

A bit of trick photography timeout time for the weekend.

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Thursday, November 27, 2008

J-Alba has a second breast issue

The lovely Justin picked up on this one, in the Australian Dec edition of Cleo - photoshopper obviously got a little too excited with one and forgot the other. Now we know why the woman looks damn miserble all the time.

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Beautiful

Yes I know she's a terrible actress - I actually can't stand her on screen - but my goodness, the girl is absolutely beautiful - its ridiculous. And without the help of photoshop either. *sigh*.

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Man...CZJ is looking beat DOWN

...is she trying to make Deborah Lee Furness feel better or something?
[ooooh....low blow, too low?]
Obviously Michael Douglas is rubbing off on her.

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Divorce ain't so bad for Madge.

So it's officially over...and now it's all blue skies, kabbalah lakes, daily botox shots and...green green...grass? Madge is doing a Mischa - but pulls it off a little better... guess.

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