I love it when they forget to attach the head properly

*sigh* - looks like marriage for Mimi still hasn't helped her out much. She's been run through the photoshop editing room....thrice. And by thrice I mean her head was lopped off and attached to a tall slim person.





blue eyes...of course!

Mariah Can't Sing...like at all

Girlfriend needs to go back to lipsynching. This is awful! Plus - at 3minutes, she blasts her backup singer -- singing "don't sing my part".

It.really.pains.me.to.say.this

...but Mariah is actually looking OK these days. Honestly, girlfriend has lost half her body weight. With that and the fact that she's achieved more #1 Hits than Elvis...well, let's just say she was down, but at the moment, still not out.

Whose GD legs are they?

Mariah launches her own perfume...and that random model looks kind of o.k.
Let's be thankful that Mimi didn't go down the typically egoistic route of placing herself in the ad...that would have required many hours of photoshop...

I'm also really glad that they went for a really realistic jungle-shoot. Those overly stylised shots are so passe afterall.




The real legs.

Beyonce Carey?!?

I think Beyonce is trying to kill me a little bit at a time.



but truth is that noone beats the queen at being a size 14 going on a size 4.