A bit of chunk-a-lunk to start your working week

I know I'm being a bit mean...but seriously. These people can afford to work full-time on themselves! I just don't understand. They even have enough money to go on a permanent coke-diet :) No excuses! :)

What happened to Miss Independent

woah....everyone is going on about Jessica Simpson -- but ahhh. WTF is going on here? KClarkson needs to take drastic measures and go on the infamous white powder diet for a few months...in Elisita's humble opinion.






Girlfriend needs to remember these times:

Ermm. Old news I know...but still, what happened?

From this:



to this. Golly.

I feel a coke binge coming on

Poor dear -- rumours are that she's all cut-up about Heath.
How will she get back onto the catwalk for Feb asks Elisita? She's got about as much chance as I do.

Gemma Ward has started to eat

*UPDATE* -- yes this is photoshopped. Gemma has gained weight but NOT that much. Thanks for all the comments with the heads up guys :)

I know there have been Gemma's-gone-fat rumours in the modelling community for months now...but I thought it was just pundits being dramatic....but these pictures made me rethink. Of course, the modelling world's fat is my skinny...




Gemma of old