Ummm...Kidman's breasts are scaring me

..and by breasts I mean weird pectorals.
WTF did she do?!?! Nooooo. Even Winehouse's set look better. Although the upside is, I'm sure Keith likes it...as in the pectorals, if you know what I mean.

Ummm..WTF

WTF is going on here? being DEAD serious? weird alien brides, cute kids, strange unzipping of dresses? umm..I'm really kind of confused...and need to go sit in a dark corner for a while and rock myself back to normality. It makes Mulholland Drive seem like a Spot the Dog story.

FYI, it's nicole kidman's new schweppes commercial.

Nicole and Keith on the rocks?

Does this remind anyone of anything? Let's hope I'm wrong.



This was the last premiere that Nicole and Tom attended [below], the one for Eyes Wide Shut. I think they had already split up by this point. Hmm.

Nicole Kidman looking more like Nicole Kidman

Yay! girlfriend doesn't look scary...she kind of just looks a tad odd and beautiful - like the old days. GF's at the Glamour Awards...with her beard...erm...husband.

Welcome Sunday Rose Urban!

...what a fabulous name...ahem...well worth the wait.
onto other matters --> at least her mother can restart her botox again.

What in the world?

The article says she's expecting next month. That means she's at least 7 months pregnant...hmmm...elisita is sceptical about this whole thing.

Does every (ex) spouse of Tom Cruise end up having weird pregnancies?

*update* o.k. guys, I can confirm that girlfriend is 6-7 months pregnant, as per this article.

First it was Katie with the mysterious bump that kept shifting around. Now it's Nicole with a pretty non-existent one. I think she's around 7-8 months along isn't she?

Nicole's laying off the Botox

Slowly but surely...I'm seeing lines in the usually completely unlined face.
Apparently you can't take Botox while pregnant --> I'll have to ask the Doc on that one.




Kidman's usual -


Doc says:
I don't believe Botulinum toxin has been tested in pregnant women, so we tend to hold off until after delivery. We wouldn't want to create any liability now would we?

Her face may be frozen, but her eggs didn't have to be

It's official.
Nicole Kidman is knocked up with someone's baby. Don't even try to tell me it's Urban's...umm...that man likes hombre only.