The colours of the world

Redefining the colour spectrum.

Maniston tries to do a G-whine-th for Elle UK this month

I expect a mild amount of appreciation from you all for this fact-finding post. I had to trawl bloody http://www.gwyneth-paltrow.org/gallery/ for ages to find matches..talk about torturous :) Only because I love you all.

Now if only I could somehow weave Keira Knightley into the mix...would perfect my trifecta of dislike.

G-whine-th has finally found her niche

No more pseduo young Hamptons elegance, no more pseudo goth, no more pseudo hippy-nature child. She's finally found her thing...85year year old Park Ave lady. Now all she needs is a contract with Avon.

Gwyneth - go home!

Ugh - fashionista. pfft. Posh was all over this look about a year ago. What next Gwyn? Pixie cut perchance?

I know how you feel Chris

...honestly. I'd look a lot worse if I had to wake up to the nightmare that is G-whine-th as well...
Chris is perfomoring in the 2008 Pemberton Music Festival in British Columbia. Hmm.

V magazine hate Gwyneth as much as I do!

haha...they've given her SNOUT! Love it.

Damn...G-whine-th doesn't look so fug

Girl is pimping herself out badly for her Iron Man movie...I have to say that after a spate of fug...she's temporarily managed to unfug herself for a bit.

Gwyneth looks Fug...again

I'm sorry, I know I'm a little obsessed...but I can't get over how fug she looks...you can tell Liz Hurley is just loving the posing next to her...Gwhineth looks like she's wearing an ill-fitting dress made by her non-sartorially-inclined mother --> for a 1980s prom. In reality they're at the Breast Cancer Research Foundation’s Hottest Pink Party Ever in NYC.

Gwyneth goes Fug or Who the Hell is this Nanna?

I'm a bit bedridden today, so what better way to spend my time, than with Gwhineth...we go back far.

Personally, I always found this woman was always borderline o.k. looking (much to my consternation)...but things have finally evened out and her face now matches her "everyone is below me...I'm cultured" personality....btw Gwhineth, take my advice...don't stand next to Helena and Christy...just.don't...they make you look like Bridget Jones II.

They're all at the New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner

Honestly...she's asking for it

Someone just pack her up in a gift-box and only air her out at XMAS time...every decade or so. Did I say air her out? I totally didn't mean that.

The Hottie and the Nottie Premieres

Here she is the the premiere of her new move. OMG...she wants an Oscar so badly...woman will try anything...even trying to channel Gwhineth Paltry! If Paris had a soul I'd totally warn her. Channelling a crazed egomaniac can leech the spirit...oh wait...crazed egomaic?!?
Doppelganger can we say?

Gwyneth Paltrow almost died....but she didn't

There was a bit of kerfuffle(?) earlier today over Gwyneth Paltrow being deposited by her husband slumped in a wheelchair to a NY hospital --> I bet the woman just stubbed her toe or something. In any case, Chris Martin shouldn't hav bothered. Woman is now reported as 'fine'...
and going to want to talk and whinge about this episode for years to come.

Someone kill me now

...please don't tell me Gwhineth Paltry is trying to make a comeback. Ugh, she's looking like her true self this month's W magazine.

Just as I thought I'd finally gotten rid of Gwhine-th Paltrow

Avril steps right in to take her place. *sigh*. Avril is totally going to become a Ralph Lauren/Estee Lauder queen when she gets older.