Slow (no) news day

Well, the tally for men claiming to be Danielynn Smith's father is up to 50,000.

Other than that, no news. I'd just like to take this chance though, to say that Michelle Willaims' subtle nose job is a fantastic piece of work. Forget Ashlee Simpson. I'm going for Williams' surgeon.

Before


After (at the Sari Gueron Fall 2007 fashion show)


Before

Nothing can really save Brooke Hogan

I don't say this about too many people, but this girl makes my stomach turn. Would have to be one of the fugliest people I've ever seen. That being said, her last few outings haven't made me projectile vomit. Girl has gone under the knife imo...not that it makes a helluva difference.