So this is what the rich do when their marriage fails

Hang out with renowned washed up philanderer and an ex? drug fiend. Noice. I guess anything's more fun than scheduling your sexy time sessions with an old troll.

It's starting to get catty!

Now that it's official that Madge and Guy are getting a divorce, it's getting catty. She called him "emotionally retarded" on the stage of her last concert, while rumours are flying all over http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=13001276the shop about her crazy behaviour. Here are some snippets:

The 'control-freak' singer wouldn't let her family watch television and demanded her husband eat zero-fat smoothies for breakfast and steamed fish for dinner.

She was also so consumed with holding onto her youth that she refused to let sunlight touch her skin, and spent nights smothering herself in expensive anti-ageing creams...Madonna is so obsessed about lines of age showing on her face, she refuses to allow sunlight – even through windows – to touch her skin and drapes herself in linen sheets and towels in order to escape the sun’s damaging rays.

'Some nights she’ll completely cover herself with thick moisturising creams.She’ll go through pots and pots worth £500 a pop. And then she climbs into these protective plastic body suits. She sleeps covered in all this gunk and plastic.

Madonna “used to have a sense of humour about herself”, now she is just “angry”.

Ritchie's father braded his daughter-in-law "beastly" .

“The Kabbalah sect, to which Madonna is completely devoted, played a large role in this marriage....It was based on it. And that is not enough on which to base a marriage and it couldn’t have survived."

Another account is that the tipping point occured when Madge fell of her horse in 2005 and brok 8 bones - and Guy gave her a "complete lack of love and sympathy".



Shame.

Oh dear - it's all over. Madge and Richie heading for divorce

I guess the lion-look wasn't turning him on in the end as much as we thought it would. The Kabbalah, the man arms. the gappy tooth, the whiny singing, and the terrible acting in the end all became too much for poor Guy. Poor Madge.