Paris wasn't always this gross....surely?

I've never been much of a PHilton fan...but she wasn't this gross when she was younger right? I mean this is all geriatric-horrendous. This is like some weird Jackie O on crack, cut with Joan Collins on budget, snorted with a bankrupt skanky Lady Astor. UGH.

I swear, her peak was at the movie awards in 2003.

Herve Leger dresses are not meant for everyone

Poor Beth Ditto...she's at the STella McCartney show looking rather portly and uncomfortble. When these dresses work, they're like a dream, e.g. Bilson. But ahh...not quite the same effect on everyone.




..perfection.

When BAD dresses happen to good people

I like Leona Lewis...sure she's a tad vanilla but she's got a great set of pipes and she seems sweet...but girlfriend is a pear...and what pears DON'T need is weird sparkly flesh-coloured garments that concentrate the diamantes around the hips and thighs and consequently make you look like you've reached Jessica Simpson proportions [too low a blow? j/k].

Honestly though -- who on earth told her that mess was a good idea? Papa Joe?
Girlfriend is at the Grammy Awards.

The Buy Katy and Mischa a mirror FUND

When beautiful faces meet bad dresses.

Katy - I can see your spanx - and your breasts apparently can see me! Nice. Also just a memo, that you are not Dita Von Teese.

...and Mischa - we've had this discussion before. I feel like buying you a lawnmower.

Mischa Barton. A fashion disaster chronicle

How can a girl get it SO wrong. So often.








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