Bunny Andre!!!

OMG I'm so touched I could cry. Jordan and Peter Andre finally got around to naming their daughter...and what a beautiful they've chosen --> Bunny. You have to admit, that's just pure elegance. Gwhineth's Apple and Moses can eat their hearts out really...Bunny Andre is now on the scene.

Personally I think it's so prudent for parents nowadays to give their kids names that are easily transferrable onto the hardcore porn sex industry.

Attention World!!! We can go out of mourning now

...the most talented man in the world; Peter Andre...is in actual fact, not dead.