This is what happens when you trust Lindsay Lohan

...when bad tans happen to good? people. ugh...Rachel Hunter should have just stayed...in the bath scrubbing herself with a sander for a few more hours.

Elisita has a serious soft spot for Posh Spice

Ugh. This is awful. The skin is bad and her face a little too milky white compared with the ochre tones of the rest of her. But I still love her. And I hate that I love her. She's sporting the Farrow-do --> what in a few months it will all be credited to her.

Luckily she's posing next to Mash-Face Lopez...as she could make anyone look good next to her.

Spot the Difference

Alicia Keys at a premiere yesterday and Anne Hathaway a few weeks ago for her new movie Bride Wars.

Lindsay should work at a tannery

What beautiful hide skine she has...
Lindsay at a pre-Grammy party