Britney freaks out in Pittsburgh over the weekend

Apparently the lifting platform she got on was unstable. Poor love, looks like she almost died of fright. Check out after the 1.30mark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaJCdjsHmkA

Is there a human after the photoshop layers?

More of "britney" from her "Circus" album.
ha!



Please please please don't tell me she's triyng to get some inspiration from my new favourite model of the moment, Lily Donaldson...who I adore. Because Britney...that.would.be.sacrilege.

OMG - Non-Feral Britney Alert

BritBrit is currently in Mexico...working...and by working I mean knuckle bumps washed down with Coronas.

Girlfriend is looking mildly fierce...and the fact that she's rather far away helps as well I take it.
Still credit where credit's due.

Because you can never have enough Vintage Britney

For the weekend. For kicks. For laughs. For tears. For fears.

This got 10million viewers?

Apparently, network chiefs at CBS are so thrilled with Britney Spears' guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother; they want to give Brit her own show. Her cameo as a secretary on this week's episode attracted 10 million viewer - it's highest ever ratings.

Uhh...honestly...this was about as funny as getting stuck in an elevator for 10 hours with Gwhineth Paltrow...o.k...that would be funnier.

Lock your Doors!

Britney's been released from the psycho ward!

Seriously...someone explain this to me...

*update* there have been talks of a suicide attempt...make what you will of it.



Latest news in this drama is from TMZ

- Brit is seeing multiple doctors, including a new psychiatrist who visits daily and has prescribed her meds (which she’s taking) for her bipolarity

- Certain sources say Britney takes her medicine when she is like “a different person — normal and sweet.” After popping the proper pills for a while, Brit stops her meds because she feels she can live without with

- A “professional” adds: “She’s really trying. Whether it works — we’ll have to see. She has a disease. Sometimes when you see her she’s in the middle of an episode. It’s like mocking someone with Down Syndrome.”


*update* there have been talks of a suicide attempt...make what you will of it.

Britney is Beautiful

She's trying to channel Gwen Stefani in her pink days, and perhaps even Natalie Portman in Closer...and isn't she pulling it off fantastically!

Wow...

this is worse than her VMA performance.
Girlfriend seriously needs to regroup.

Britney loses custody of her kids!

Britney's having a bit of tough week this week, losing custody to her kids to Kevin Federline. All I can say is...you know you've really, really screwed up when a judge has more faith in K-Fed's parenting skills than in yours.

Britney...in order to deal with the disappointment, went in for a little fake tanning session today.

Extra Britney footage revealed!

O.k...so it's a little cheesy but it made me smile. Then again, I'm so tired I'm no quality judge right now. :)

Wow...I've seen bad

....but this was bad.
I thought there was some unwritten rule about how lip synching meant at least some good dancing.
The only thing 'coming back' during this opening VMA performance was my dinner.

Britney works it...hard.

I still can't figure out why on earth she's bothering the the mirror...



this is in direct contract with girlfriend who is actually working it.

Vaseline on the lens anyone?

....and LOTS.



More vaseline here please

Britney before breakfast

...is always a disaster for me.
She wishes everyone a hawt weekend I'm sure.

I'll be honest

Girlfriend rocks my world...

Angelina is thinner than her pashmina

Poor love


On the other hand...

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Britney is on something stronger than Prozac and Paxil

I really thought this had to be fake, but it corresponds to her outfit below. Honestly, this woman cannot be a millionaire, right?

Update. I know the YouTube vid wasn't working.

Check out the message here.

Britney continues her reign of most beautiful woman in the world

The dinner remnants on her shirt, I'm sure you will agree beautifully adds to the whole charming effect.

I don't think rehab is going to cut it.

...I'm thinking more along the lines of some kind of anti-psychotic drug. Prolixin anyone?