Somethings just should never be photographed

...a little part of my soul just died...

Every man and his boring dog at Coachella

At least one good person was there -- my baby!

Paris wasn't always this gross....surely?

I've never been much of a PHilton fan...but she wasn't this gross when she was younger right? I mean this is all geriatric-horrendous. This is like some weird Jackie O on crack, cut with Joan Collins on budget, snorted with a bankrupt skanky Lady Astor. UGH.

I swear, her peak was at the movie awards in 2003.

It's enough to put you off coke for life

Wonky eyeballs, the glazed vapid look, coupled with the skinny-bloat. Sexy. Hot. Sexy.

Trifecta of FUG

Oh man, the Hiltons and Fuggie Fug in one photo -- is this armageddon?

Ugh and Ugh-er

Oh dear. Girlfriend looks one part Amy Wine-esque 2 parts old Lady Astor. Not not good.

Proven Mathematical Equation

The greater the irrelevancy = the skinner they try to be. You can just tell her wonky eye just loves the "Paris has anorexia" rumours.
Ugh. Boring.

Douche Madden and his Tranny Hilton are still in love

...warms the cockles of my heart. Honestly. Reminds of the butterflies in my stomach a few years ago when Paris announced she was engaged.
Kids are in Vegas.

Honestly - there are trannies on my street that are more attractive than this

...and that's no joke. I live in tranny-central and Paris would get beat down if she walked on my street past midnight for trying to reign on these chicas turf...that and the fact that she's fugly-rama

Compost? Anyone?

Yes Xenu...take her away!

It might just be a trick of perspective...but it sure does look like a flying saucer about to snatch Paris Wonkyeye away...and personally - I'm all for it.

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Drowned Rat is the New Sexy?

Ugh. This woman is seriously disgusting.

The Hottie and the Nottie Premieres

Here she is the the premiere of her new move. OMG...she wants an Oscar so badly...woman will try anything...even trying to channel Gwhineth Paltry! If Paris had a soul I'd totally warn her. Channelling a crazed egomaniac can leech the spirit...oh wait...crazed egomaic?!?
Doppelganger can we say?

Ugly Stick!

Not that I think they're particularly attractive nowadays...but the Hilton sisters are featured here in a Vogue shoot when they were 18 and 16...in the days before photoshop...and uh...it shows. This shoot is a veritable mess!

Errmm....

Girlfriend is really starting to loutwardly express her true inner self.

Paris turns tricks

...yup...I don't want to know what's going on either.

Elle magazine changes definitions

I thought reinvention (look at the magazine copy) meant creating something different. Obivously however, I've been mistaken all along. Reinvention simply means repeating the same look you've been going for your entire life.



"Reinvented look" vs "Look from months/years ago"




"Reinvented look" vs "Look from months/years ago"



Yeah...I'm seeing huge differences as well.

Attention Whore

ugh...stuffing tissues (or silicone inserts) down your swim suit is so Judy Blume Year 3. As it's Paris though, I surprised she's that far advanced.

Happy (belated) 4th of July!

From the future of America...Paris Hilton-Christ.

Much better Paris w/ Larry King Interview