Thursday, February 28, 2008
BTW...I in no way shape or form am associated with the bank or anything like that - promise!
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Her latest interview with the Daily Mail is ridiculous (and real).
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR TEMPER?
I threw a lot of tantrums when I was little and secretly I'd like to throw a tantrum sometimes. That would be empowering, but I have a little girl who likes to do that, too.
WTF kind of an answer is that?!? Be careful though Katie - Tom might not take kindly to this crazy empowerment talk.
WHAT WAS YOUR WEIRDEST EXPERIENCE WITH A FAN?
As you can imagine, there have been many being married to Tom. I was in Boston for my little nephew's baptism and this girl interrupted the ceremony to ask for my autograph. I thought: "Great, here I am in church and in trouble again! The priest is going to be mad at me." That was weird.
Yeah - in trouble because you weren't at the Scientology Centre! Bad Katie. Bad!
WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF HEAVEN?
Falling in love with Tom and our daughter. I'm such a lucky woman. Sometimes I feel like I'm dreaming.
How can heaven be an action you undertook in the past? Katie...don't worry though - you're not alone - sometimes when I read your interviews...I fall asleep well.
WHAT WERE YOUR DREAMS AS A CHILD?
To marry Tom Cruise! (Laughs)
Let's play a game, let's see if you can place the words 'Tom Cruise' in all your answers.
HOW DID YOU MEET TOM?
We just went on this great date together, and it's been wonderful ever since. He's the most amazing man in the world. I'm so happy. I love him. I feel like he's made my life.
Hmm..almost...keep it up!
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE HIM?
He's just amazing. He's kind, generous, smart, he's Tom Cruise - he's the most artistic man I've ever met.
He makes me laugh like I've never laughed. He's made me feel joy like I never have before. There are so many things. He's the most wonderful human being I know.Hmm..if being artistic means gay mud wrestling on the weekends - then o.k...I'll give you that one!
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH?
Tom and Suri.
Right...by Tom...did you mean Tom Cruise?
IS IT HARD TO BALANCE MOTHERHOOD WITH A CAREER?
No, not at all. It's fun. I find it exciting.
Uhh...sorry - what career?
Full riveting interview here.
See? It wasn't a dream.
Monday, February 25, 2008
This is all exacerbated by her intense desire to become Angelina Jolie II.
Keri and Heidi looked nice. Even Renee Z looked ok.
Winners were the following:
Best Motion Picture: No Country for Old Men
Best Performance By An Actor In A Leading Role: Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood
Best Performance By An Actress In A Leading Role: Marion Cotillard in La Vie en Rose
Best Performance By An Actor In A Supporting Role: Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men
Best Performance By An Actress In A Supporting Role: Tilda Swinton in Michael Clayton
Best Director: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen for No Country for Old Men
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Friday, February 22, 2008
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Special needs child anyone? I'm talking about Alba...not the baby.
Seriously...someone give me a break...
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
BTW...I'm diggin' the hair though.
*update* honestly. I'm TERRIBLE with any sayings. I've been kindly informed that it's
"ridden hard and put away wet" thanks cap'n and anon :)
Thursday, February 07, 2008
I'm surprised the camera didn't self-destruct.
Seriously. I have to lie down right now.
Check out the crazy woman on the far right (past Rosie)...she's a robot who's totally short-circuited from the stress.