The most beautiful woman in the world.

My obsession fascination with Donatella continues.

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In which picture does she look better?

The first?



Or the second?



Yeah, I'm totally going with the latter choice as well. Donatella Versace sloshes it up at Elton John's Birthday party.

Courtney Love works it for Italian Vogue

Let's face it, Courtney Love has looked like hell over the past few months...an by hell I mean a hell that makes Britney look o.k...but that's hasn't seemed to bother Italian Vogue, who seem to have invested a few years in airbrushing her out this month. I've got a soft spot for Courtney so I'm more than happy to pretend that this is what she actually looks like.

Kimora Lee Simmons has fallen on hard times...

...she's had to start doing ads for haemmoroid cream.

Claudia Schiffer is having a bad breast day

Some days are hard. I know we've all experienced the same things.
You can't stand up straight, your hair defies gravity, you're not sure if you're lying down or standing up, your breasts are SQUARE...



It's all in a day's work for Claudia in Detour magazine this month...

Flare does Fotoshop

Look, it's Nelly Blurtado! I know I know, just couldn't resist.



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Where's Britney?

and for extra points spot pseudo Johnny Depp-Federline.

Surely...surely, she can't be worth all this attention.

Lindsay's Got Her Career Sorted

I'm liking this Malibu-Barbie's-mom-is-on-crack-and-is-giving
-amateur-porn-a-red-hot-go-to-make-ends-meet look
that she's going for. I think it's incredibly empowering for a young female of today to hold her future YouPorn career in such high esteem. Go Lindsay!

J-Lo thinks I'm still offline

I'm seeing a bun. I'm seeing an awkward gettup. I'm seeing a woman who could pummel me to death with her shoulders. I'm not seeing manorexic accessory, but I'm thinking that's the only good thing in this mix.

Cover Times

Hi Guys,
I'm a few days late with this but this is Scarlett's covershot for Vogue. I'm not exactly sure what the photoshop guys did, but there's some definite facial elongation going on, perhaps in the hope of trying to Veronica Lake-enise her. It's not working. We need to bring back the era of the model.

Although, I do have to admit that a model probably wouldn't give you such awesome and profound interview tidbits such as:

"Just becuase I make films that are low-budget doesn't mean I should dress low-budget. If you go to a glamourous event you should look glamorous".

Just. Wow. I want Scarlett as my life coach.



BTW, Korean Vogue has a much better handle on things. Go Stam.

HIATUS IS OVER!!!

Hello my lovelies,
I've missed you all so much. Just wanting to you let you know what I'm back online and posting again.

Thank you for all your support with special thanks to all those incredibly generous people that donated. It was truly touching. Thanks again for helping me out!

Much much love,
elisita.

Sorry about the lack of posts

Hi guys,
I'm so sorry about the lack of posting. Basically, my laptop has completely died and at the moment I'm not in a financial state to buy a new. Until then, there won't be too many posts going up. I should be up and running in a few weeks.
Anyone willing to donate to the 'help elisita buy a new laptop' campaign is free to give me shrapnel below:)

much love,
I miss you all,
elisita.
p.s. I promise that this is by popular demand. I'm just talking 50c here and there, but I understand that we're all broke.

The dropped Dolce and Gabanna Ad

For those of you who want to see the ad that's been causing all the controversy, it's below. It's been pulled by D&G because it's been claimed that it condones violence against women. 'Cos you know...a drugged out girl on a jail bathroom floor is so much more acceptable.

Did I miss something?

What's going on? Liz Hurley got married and she looks like she's just come out of a Pleasures ad. I thought there was going to a be a crazy Indian wedding on the cards where everyone from Posh to Elton John were upset because she was making everyone wear a pink sari, or something very complicated like that...

Are you telling me the tabloids concoceted the entire story? I need to lie down.

Congratulations in any case.

I get it...but

Yes, thin is in. I get it. I do. We can talk about big-is-beautiful until the cows (bad use of imagery I know) come home...but ask about beauty and Audrey Hepburn will usually still come up trumps. The only thing is...I'm seeing pubic bone! Kate Bosworth is showing me pubic bone...and umm...I'm not ready for pubic bone.

Beyonce Carey?!?

I think Beyonce is trying to kill me a little bit at a time.



but truth is that noone beats the queen at being a size 14 going on a size 4.

Sometimes a girl wears a dress...

and sometimes the dress wears the girl. Rachel McAdams is very, very pretty, but she just doesn't have the je ne sais quoi to pull off the haute couture look...or the pseudo pink hair for hair for that matter.

The kid from Malcom in the Middle is chucking a Britney

Incidentally, the woman is getting more and more creative with her insanity. Her recent shenigans involve her trying to hang herself, proclaiming herself to be the Devil, and writing 666 on her head. Seriously.

Paris Hilton continues her reign as the Hottest 50 year old I know

Liz Taylor turns 75

She's still trying to give the "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" look a go. Good on her. She's still working it. Happy Birthday!

Well well well...look what the strip-joint churned out at 6am

...nice shoes Gwhineth...in fact, I love the whole gettup sweetheart.