Why celebrities should never be asked remotely serious questions

...can we say...insane?

Not even millions can make Nikki look normal

Girlfriend looks like she was bashed with the 'special' stick...and to think for a while there I thought she was pretty. She's currently in South Korea pimping some new high-end version of her Chick-line: Nicholai. And by high-end I mean going from backalley streetwalker to main road streetwalker.

Word Up

leonine
(lē'ə-nīn')
adj.
Of, relating to, or characteristic of a lion.
[Middle English, from Old French leonin, from Latin leōnīnus, from leō, leōn-, lion. See lion.]

Case in point. Madonna at amFar's Cinema Against AIDS event in France

Juliette Winehouse?

Spot the difference.

V magazine hate Gwyneth as much as I do!

haha...they've given her SNOUT! Love it.

Ummm..Nikki?

I remember when Nikki Coxwas a low-rent Christina Applegate on Unhappily Ever After? Remember that show? --yeah, neither do I. In any case...girlfriend always looked a little fake...but this monster-look is new. I feel like she's going to eat me...soon.



Nikki before.

When Photoshop Goes bad

Mr Darcy!!! Why has your head been surgically reattached after neck-removal-surgery? Ferris Bueller!!! Are you now going for a George Costanza morphs into a toad look? My guess is that they're both trying to appear as unattractive as possible so they can avoid being the main love interest for perenially pinched HHunt.

Perfection...

Met Costume Gala

We all know every man and his dog loves to go to this thing...the theme this year was “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy”...uhhh...call me old fashioned - but aren't you supposed to incorporate the theme into your style for the night?!?

We had had the nice-for-trying-but-not-quite right in Christina Ricci. It's sort of like pussycat dolls meets Gwyneth Paltrow...and anything reminding me of Gwyneth Paltrow always makes me want to lie down and die.


The I'm-just-taking-the-fantasy-part-of-the-theme-
and-pretend-that-a-shapeless-sack-with-beaded-vomit-
is-like....super! Mischa.



A freak show involving geriatric WonderWoman and her dwarf-friend



And the cardboard cutouts that are Gisele and Dexter Tom Brady.

Is it bad to like Tom Crazie's house?

Umm -- can someone please tell me what Katie says at 0:42?
It seriouly sounds like "we go ahead and we roast that dog"
Is that her robotchip going awry?


Update wilykitwow has solved it apparently it's "hot dog"...thanks wily!