This girl actually is 14...going on 45.

Presenting...Ali Lohan. How can it be so wrong in someone so young?
She's at some Pedigree Halloween party. If she were older I'd make some cruel jokes but GF is so young, I'll wait.

90210 girl steps back in time...sort of

Girlfriend from 90210 [until she becomes mildly more famous I'll refuse to register her name in my head] is channeling Keri Russell from the other Aaron Spelling short-lived series Malibu Shores. Except this chick has also channeled Jordan...which is never a good combination.



Does ANYONE remember Malibu Shores? T'was hot.

So this is what the rich do when their marriage fails

Hang out with renowned washed up philanderer and an ex? drug fiend. Noice. I guess anything's more fun than scheduling your sexy time sessions with an old troll.

There's skinny and then there's poor Allegra Versace

Almost makes mashface Lopez look semi-attractive. So sad. I don't know what girlfriend needs to do - but she needs to do it sooner rather than later. They're all at the Fashion Group's 25th Annual Night of Stars.

*snore*

Girlfriend wants to be the next Jackie O...or at least someone does. Tommy?

Not everyone looks good in the ol's Herve Leger

How it's supposed to look...as demonstrated by Gisele. *sigh*

Blonde Christian obviously wasn't good enough

...Katy Perry obviously felt she needed more oomph. And by oomph I mean getting your tits out, going brunette, and pretending to be gay. Who knew that was all it took?

Annie Liebovitz does the Lavazza calendar

What do you guys think? Hit or miss? I think in general it's a miss for someone as good as Annie...what the hell is going on with the throwback to Romulus and Remus. Looks like CelineDion/Anne Geddes gone even more wrong!

WTF is continuing to happen to Katie Holmes?

GF looks beat down. And by beat down I mean with the Sally-Field stick. Just.sad.

Michelle Williams has killer calves

After years of calling her a duck - I think I can rest easy with a compliment. GF has good legs, and great calves. Is this the most banal post I've done in while? Perhaps! Am I procrastinating about law study. You betcha!

The rich get richer, the young get older, and the older get more and more desperate

Liz! I know your once beautiful looks are fading, but this is not way to proceed. Seriously.
Even via my monitor your breasts are in my face. I don't need that love.

Ugh and Ugh-er

Oh dear. Girlfriend looks one part Amy Wine-esque 2 parts old Lady Astor. Not not good.

It's starting to get catty!

Now that it's official that Madge and Guy are getting a divorce, it's getting catty. She called him "emotionally retarded" on the stage of her last concert, while rumours are flying all over http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=13001276the shop about her crazy behaviour. Here are some snippets:

The 'control-freak' singer wouldn't let her family watch television and demanded her husband eat zero-fat smoothies for breakfast and steamed fish for dinner.

She was also so consumed with holding onto her youth that she refused to let sunlight touch her skin, and spent nights smothering herself in expensive anti-ageing creams...Madonna is so obsessed about lines of age showing on her face, she refuses to allow sunlight – even through windows – to touch her skin and drapes herself in linen sheets and towels in order to escape the sun’s damaging rays.

'Some nights she’ll completely cover herself with thick moisturising creams.She’ll go through pots and pots worth £500 a pop. And then she climbs into these protective plastic body suits. She sleeps covered in all this gunk and plastic.

Madonna “used to have a sense of humour about herself”, now she is just “angry”.

Ritchie's father braded his daughter-in-law "beastly" .

“The Kabbalah sect, to which Madonna is completely devoted, played a large role in this marriage....It was based on it. And that is not enough on which to base a marriage and it couldn’t have survived."

Another account is that the tipping point occured when Madge fell of her horse in 2005 and brok 8 bones - and Guy gave her a "complete lack of love and sympathy".



Shame.

A bit 'o b&w goodness for the weekend.

Kate and Leo [Kleo?] p/shoot from Revolutionary Road. *love*





And Brad's pic of Angie from W mag.

Proven Mathematical Equation

The greater the irrelevancy = the skinner they try to be. You can just tell her wonky eye just loves the "Paris has anorexia" rumours.
Ugh. Boring.

Holly Madison used to be a Plain Jane.

Amazing what a bit of polyester hair, breast implants, nose job, teeth-fixing and the rest of the shabang can do for a girl...

Bruce Upgrades to Demi 2.0

She's younger, slimmer, less expensive, and gives him more value for money. It's Demi 2.0 - available only to old, rich ex- 'die hard' leads.

Still in love. Still perfect. Ugh

Brangelina. At the Changeline Premiere and in New Orleans.

Sam Ro in a bikini is kinda freaking me out...

O.k...so I'm used to this:

and this is kinda freaking me out...Linds and SamRo in Mexico..doing --> not much.