New Sex and City movie like "condensed soup"E

Errrmm. Condensed soup is VOM. Kristen Davis said in an interview"

She told MTV: "This one is not going to be that long. It's like condensed soup. It's different, and adventurous and rich, and there's music involved." Hmmm...does that mean it will be worse than the first movie? I honestly didn't believe that was possible.

bah.

Wow man...that's deep

Its apparently a Monroe quote...seriously, girl is mildly delusional...and methinks she may have inked this on herself during a meth-moment.

Well well well...

She's back....and a few new friends in tow...and by a few, I mean two.



These below are NSFW!

Spot the Difference

LiLo and Donatella. They definitely have a similar amount of coke and plastic running in their bloodsteam...and are definitely contenders for the title of most beautiful woman in the world. DEFINITELY.

This truly is the stuff of nightmares

I present to you, Donatella Versace. VOM!

Ouch!

Young Claudia I thought

a) never really had it and;

b) had lost it in any case.

A few years ago she came out looking like Gwyneth Paltrow on a skeletoresque bad day.

but my goodness has she regrouped for the the latest GQ photoshoot. Hot. Fierce. Hmmm.

I guess an emaciated back is the price to pay...

for killer pins. sigh.

Winehouse isn't dying...

she's actually looking mildly peachy. Good for her.

Fat Model Shenanigans

Well, it's been a fat model week this week. What with Karl spouting off a tirade about fat mums eating chips in front of the tv. Now comes the Ralph Lauren contrversy over their firing of model Filippa Hamilton for being too fat -- this comes right after her photoshop problems -- whereby she came across an artdiretor/ana-freak.

The image in in question is thus:



Ralph Lauren are saying that it was a freak mistake. WhatEVS. Their latest ads are all bizarre. This one outside the store in Sydney made me do a doubletake a few months ago...

Honestly..

who manages to look this cool while schlepping around getting the shopping. Angie and her supermodel brood. [predicting Zahara to become a supermodel....for sure]

She may be a bit of a homewrecker...

...but she's got great pins.

Lindsay looks incredible at Paris Fashion Week

and by incredible I mean Amy-Winehouse-VOM....and by fashion I mean pieces of opshop cloth thrown on poor unsuspecting models.

Apparently Lindsay was the creative "advisor" on this collection....and by advisor I mean she picked the cocaine dealer for the after-party. [although...tbh lilo looks like she's on meth or something]

Hot Hot Hot Hot MESS

Goodness me, I know she got roughed up...but surely she didn't lose that many brain cells in the process?
Rihanna is at Paris Fashion week.

Umm...where's the skit part in this?

Honestly...I thought skits were supposed to mildly funny and have some kind of script. Obviously I'm old fashioned and not in with the kids... hmmm