A bit of chunk-a-lunk to start your working week

I know I'm being a bit mean...but seriously. These people can afford to work full-time on themselves! I just don't understand. They even have enough money to go on a permanent coke-diet :) No excuses! :)

WEll, something is working for Kim Kardashian

she's claiming it's the Quick Trim pills. In anycase, she's looking relatively buff and lost a lot of her infamous chunk...but TBH, I kinda liked the chunk. She worked it better than anyone I knew.

BEFORE

It seemed like a good idea at the time

They say white eyeliner gives one that doe-eyed cute innocent look...but ummm...they lied. A D-lister reading about B-listers. Beautiful.

Oh dear

Um.....bet you MAniston doesn't cry at night about him now...well, knowing her she probably does. WTF is that? Beard-dreads? Ick.

Wow....losers

Tiger...ummm...couldn't you at least get someone decent?

So the guy has a beautiful wife Elin and screws around with Ms Jaimee Grubbs, 24, going on meth-45? VOM. What is wrong with men?

In his latest statement, he said: "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart...I have not been true to my values and the behaviour my family deserves...I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect."

They're also saying she [Elin] bashed him up with golf clubs up prior to the crash, which is why he received his various cuts and bruises...and while I don't condone violence, I have to say she has a wonderful nice sense of irony.

Honestly, Grubbs really is disgusting. I feel like I've caught rather hideous -- just looking at her.