Ahh...fugly has a new name!

...it's "recognisable". Maniston put her name forward for the show 24 and was subsequently snubbed by the producers. The executive producer stated she was "too recongnisable" to be placed in the show. Hmm..just like Kimberley Stewart and Tori Spelling would probably have been, too recognisable as well. I like it.

J-Co? No Elisa, stop.

The eyebrows are still a little nuts, and it looks like it was taken in the 1980s...but truth is, I'm feeling this J-Co cover. Somehow, it works.

Soft. Spot.

Out of town for a few days

Hey sweets,
I'm out of town for a few days, but I'm leaving you in good hands with Rachel "face of death" Zoe. This picture looks photoshopped, sad thing is, it's not.

Shiloh is ridiculously cute

Personally, I was always of the opinion that goodlooking parents generally meant quite average-looking children, but I see now that at least in this instance, I'm very, very wrong.
In other words...got.no.news :)

Sienna Paltrow

Harpers and their photoshop team make Sienna Miller look like a good-looking version of Gwhineth Paltrow...not a bad effort.

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DUI is a publicity ticket

For being all zombie and vicodin-ed out...it's not a bad mug shot. I guess now that she's put on a few pounds, the media wasn't really as interested and she need something really Gibson-esque to try to turn things around.

SAVE Dakota!

Honestly, we've got the scariness below...but get this...her next film features the 12 year old getting raped. wtf? Are her parents just asking for the poor girl to Britney-out at the ripe old age of 13? I'm predicting a quick descent into coke and crack. I think we shouls start a pre-emptive SAVE DAKOTA campagin.

Dakota Fanning enters Marc Jacobs' world

I don't know about you guys...but I don't want little girls selling me clothes. This new kiddie trend is so wrong.

Tinkerbell 2.0?

I think Paris is in serious need of an upgrade as well.

She still looks great

She may be doing all the typical tired publicity whore must-dos..new frangrance line included, but the woman just gave birth 7months ago, and although she's singing so terribly, I still can't help but love her.

An exchange, Brain Cells for Legs?

There's a lot (not) to be said about Victoria Beckham...but at the end of the day, I'll be fair, the woman's got awesome pins.

Cate Blanchett in Sydney

Noone....and I mean noone could get away with this cream mess. Cate somehow make it looks beautiful and elegant.

Kelly Preston starts the recruiting season

...nothing like such inspirational images to make you want to just jump out and join the Scientology army.

Vote for Morrissey

Not a hell of a lot going on in the world today. Just a reminder that if you love Morrissey, to make sure you vote for him for living icon. Not that he'd care...but still.

Inspirational photo of the day

She may be nuts and have the personality of a really, really fun deactivated robot....but you've got to hand it to her, noone...noone does the lobotomy-zombie look quite like Victoria Beckham.

Nick, you're making it too easy

Umm...I know my readers...and I know you know what I'm thinking :)

Jenna Wildenstein?

What the hell is wrong with her? You'd think a professional porn star would make sure her breasts aren't hitting her knees. Girlfriend needs to lay off the botox and the facelifts. This is her once upon a time.

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Uma's still my girl

I know Uma is an aquired taste, that many never acquired...but in my books, she's still beautiful. Now, if her acting talent was half as good as her looks, we'd really get somewhere...but hey, at least she's got one thing covered, unlike the rest of Hollywood.

I've finally found My Idol

I cried...and I just kept on crying.