Karolina Kurkova is not human...in a good way

Love KK, I don't care if her sense of humour is WAY off the mark. The more I see of her, the more I sense she's not quite from our species. Sure she makes her dress assistant look bad, but she even makes Klum look short and plain.

I'm sure it's all well thought out and ironic...

...but Avril looks like a Paris Hiltonesque transvestite...hang on, those terms are synonymous aren't they?

Vintage Teese

My goodness I come up with the best title headings.

Kiki just wears maternity dresses so well

I'm really at a loss as to what look she's going for. Some kind of demented mother look I'm betting. Dem-mo is always such a fantastic look on any fertile young woman.

Gwen is still my girl

She's doing Harper's Bazaar this month...and she's still got it.

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Pamela Anderson's Uni-Boob is making me nervous

What exactly is going on here? Doctor DiSaia? This isn't just regular capsular contraction. I kind of love Pammy though, so I'm letting it go.

Kate Middleton got dumped

Girlfriend never did it for me really but it's got to be tough being let go by a balding Prince. The UK is going a little nuts with the story claiming there was a royal mafia involved aka the firm while others say it was Kate's mother's 'commoness'. Apparently Carole Middleton's use of the word "toilet" rather than "lavatory" and the use of "pleased to meet you" rather than "how do you do?" rubbed William's family the wrong way. Shocking, I'm sure you would agree.

When Britney smiles, the whole world grimaces with her

...she may be wearing plastic for hair and a rug as a dress, but girlfriend took her double dose of prozac and paxil today, so things are looking GREAT.

When did Adam Brody get hot?

Wasn't it just yesterday that he was the geeky girl from the OC? Pics from this month's Premiere magazine.

Everyone hates Liz Hurley

I adored Liz Hurley in her younger years. She was.stunning. Now, not so much, but I still can't hate her. Her father-in-law, has different ideas. He publicly disowned his son after the wedding claiming that his side of the family were “publicly humiliated” and treated “like social outcasts” by both Arun and Liz during the lavish affair. Now things have gotten really nasty.

Now Liz Hurley faces a three year jail term for breaching Hindu custom. The wedding pictures sold to Hello! magazine for $5 million might be used to prosecute her, combined with evidence from her father-in-law. Apparently kissing is a crime...who knew?

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Alanis does a rendition of My Humps

Umm, I know it's meant to be send up, but Alanis takes herself so seriously that I wouldn't be surprised if there's some very intense meaning to the whole thing. It's kind of funny, but not really.

Kiki is about 4 years late...

It didn't really work for the infinitely cooler Chloe Sevigny in 2004...what on earth makes Kiki think she can work the I'm-a-free-spirit-bohemian-eccentric-white-sunglasses look? Two words: Snore + Ugh.

What's Real?!?

Oh my goodness, my world is being turned upside down.
I'd love to say the first one...but I'm guessing no. Turns out Courtney ain't so Tara Reid afterall. Someone's photoshop skills are being wasted.

British Vogue does good

Natalia Vodianova always has the rather curious effect of making me feel ill with envy. Her buddy, Johnny from Razorlight...err...not so much.

Britney continues her reign of most beautiful woman in the world

The dinner remnants on her shirt, I'm sure you will agree beautifully adds to the whole charming effect.

Cos you know...this is TOTALLY normal

Happy EASTER!

Have a good holiday my lovelies! I'll probably be posting through. Have a thought (and an egg) for the Richies and the Bosworths of the world.
love,
elisa

Lily Cole transformation

Lily Cole is a supermodel who usually scares and bejeezus out of me.

But girlfriend seems to have pimped herself out for Arena magazine...and she's looking, much less frightning...but much more Jessica Simpson meets Adriana Lima...and that can't be such a good thing either.

Hullo Jamie Lynn Spears

Well, well, well, looks what's happened here. She's at least looking much better than her sister. I'm seeing caps, definite blepharoplasty, and a possible nose job. Any thoughts readers?

Monday Morning Beauty

Doesn't it feel good to be alive, so that we can see such beauty in the world?