Friday, June 01, 2007

Jessica Alba is like...so smart.

There is NOTHING incongruent about posing for a cover photo and "wanting to be invisible"...right?

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8 comments:

Franci said...

Funnily enough the magazine put Jessica (in a fabulous blue dress) on a same-color background. Isn't that what she wanted to imply, Elisa?

And secondly, her nail polish is clashing with the blue. Thispolish has such an awful color.

Recent Developments said...

bleh - shut your trap - nobody likes you....

Tallacuarenta said...

hahahahaha.....seriosly, do they stop and think anytime in their lifes?????

Janae said...

This girl is just so freaking blah. She just comes across as so dumb and passive and malleable.

She prolly does wanna be invisible but is so dumb she just follows whatever manager's advice that led her into being on this cover.

I'm so sick of the common mantra nowadays "oh she's so beautiful, ideal body, blah blah blah". It's like Next?!!!

Elisa said...

I totally agree with you janae! She's soooo bleh. I think she looks 'special'. She's like a low budget Jolie IMO...but I know your feelings about Angie so we won't go there :)
love,
elisa

Anners said...

and can i just gripe about how much i hate her "i wish people would just look past the hotness" poor me sob story?! i realize i'm a woman, but i just don't see the appeal...

Anonymous said...

you are like...so smart. and bitter. even a 7 year old knows that titles like this one are taken out of the context and selected especially to attract attention. read the whole article before you let the envy within you speak

Elisa said...

hey anon746,

This is supposed to be a (I know I know...it's arguable) a funny blog. None of it's serious.
A very, very old, bitter, and envious,
elisa
:)