Thursday, June 28, 2007

Paris Speaks with King

"Don't serve the time...let the time serve you"
Wow...that's so profound Paris.
If you want to watch this snooze fest see below. Even Larry's bored as hell.

*update* sorry guys, all the youtube vids got taken off. Instead, I'll post up what GalleryoftheAbsurd thought of the whole thing:

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

It's the biggest news item in Australia

Yup...John Stamos of all things.
Talk about a TRAINWRECK.
This is him on Kerri-Anne yesterday morning --> he's since been sent back to America...because he's 'tired'.

What a joke...

...in case you missed it.
This would have to be the worst commentary I've ever endured.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Angelina is thinner than her pashmina

Poor love
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On the other hand...
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Brazillian Yoghurt Ads cause controversy

The tagline is:

.forget about it. men's preference will never change. Fit light yogurt.

I kind of like it. Catchy.

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Originals

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Oh dear

...now they're starting too look like each other.

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Beyonce Olsen?

Beyonce Olsen in Portofino.

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Shot at 1969-12-31

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Credit where credit is due

o.k...so I hate her songs, her style...did I mention how much I hate her singing? Well...except for 'New Day' and ...o.k. let's not go there.
BUT...girlfriend is looking good for a post one-kiddy and hitting 40.

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

The bride wore the cake?

Well, aren't we excited pseudo model Erica Baxter finally nabbed Australian billionaire James Packer?...yeah me neither. To celebrate, she apparently jumped into the tiered wedding cake...unless someone actually designed this $100,000 mess.

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There were rumours that Tom Cruise would officiate the Scientologist wedding service and that the following traditional Scientologist vows would be used:

"Now James, girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice if you will, but still they need them."

"Hear well, sweet Erica, for promise binds. Young men are free and may forget. Remind him that you may have necessities and follies, too."

Romantic indeed.

Don't let her go Tom

...women are famous for doing the tumble-down-the-stairs-and-inconspicuously-escape- evil-clutches-trick. Glad that you're onto it though!

I don't know how she manages it...

but Posh Spice always managed to look so relaxed, so natural, so unposed.
It's truly magical. She's in NYC filming her reality TV series...I'm betting it's going to be as 'real' as two other parts of her body...

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Angelina version 2.0

surprisingly not bad actually

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Morgan Fairchild hasn't aged a day

Morgan is 60 (we all know that's code for 85) and you know what? She's looking as fake as hell...but she's pulling it off.

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Who needs Paris v 1.0

...when one can have the fugtastic 2.0 version of Natalie Reid?


Monday, June 18, 2007

This movie is going to blow me away with its originality...

I can feel it. What is it with the same font colouring and the CAPS?!?

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This woman has a show?!?

Honestly...this is rubbish. I need to land a TV deal like this :)

What in Xenu's name has happened to Katie Holmes?

or should I say, Katie Spice.

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Brandon Davis used to be....kinda hot?

This kids, is another anti-drugs advert.

From this:
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To this:

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I know you've all been missing something in your life

...so I'm providing you all the pleasure of a vintage-Paris fix.
You can all thank me later, when you're trying to pour bleach in your eyes.

Sharon's still got it

Friday, June 15, 2007

Where's Rod Stewart?

All I see is Penny Lancaster with child..and with grandmother...
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Best Advert for not doing Drugs

From Adorable to well...incoherent.



Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Spot the monkey

I know I know...too easy.

Lilo's bodyguard speaks out

Lee Weaver is as attention seeking as Lilo herself. He's sold his story to the superior-minded publication News of the World. Excerpts from the fascinating article.

"I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is,"

"She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met.

"I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I'd breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive."

Lee reveals how he often drove Lindsay to join her pal Nicole Richie, 24, for cocaine binges. "Nobody was as wild as Lindsay," he says. "But Nicole came close. Sometimes Paris Hilton would be there but the most I saw her do was drink and strip. One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn't snort in front of me because she knew I'd get mad.

"But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on."

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BTW...Lee has a pimpin' hot site.

I'm going to be honest...

I'm scarred scared.

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Princess Mary haunted by a ghost..WTF?!?

I as waiting in line at the supermarket today and I saw the headline in Woman's Day (a fantastic piece of journalism). Princess Mary of Denmark it would seem, is being haunted by the ghost of someone's dead grandmother. Perhaps next she'll find pixies in her Royal Gardens?

Seriously...I'm really scared. Most of the people who read Woman's Day are allowed to vote.

Crown Princess Mary was forced to flee her palace in panic after a terrifying ordeal where she came face-to-face with the spirit of Prince Frederik's dearly departed grandmother, Queen Ingrid.

Poor Mary came across the ghostly visitor while she was home alone at Kancellihuset, inside the shadowy grounds of Fredensborg Palace.

Royal staff confirm hearing strange bumps in the night and noticing flickering lights around the palace, and say the Queen's ghost has been sighted several times since her death.

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Saturday, June 09, 2007

This is like an OJ Simpson trial!

I guess by now we all know that after staying in jail for under 3 days, County Sheriff Baca pulled some dodgy maneouvres to allow Paris to serve the rest of her 23 days under home arrest.

Well...luckily Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer had something to say about that! Paris has effectively been ordered (screaming and crying) to go back to jail to serve out her entire 45 days, to show that dlisters are not above the law.

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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Stam VS Posh

I know I know...it's impossible to choose really.