J-Alba has a second breast issue

The lovely Justin picked up on this one, in the Australian Dec edition of Cleo - photoshopper obviously got a little too excited with one and forgot the other. Now we know why the woman looks damn miserble all the time.

Beautiful

Yes I know she's a terrible actress - I actually can't stand her on screen - but my goodness, the girl is absolutely beautiful - its ridiculous. And without the help of photoshop either. *sigh*.

Man...CZJ is looking beat DOWN

...is she trying to make Deborah Lee Furness feel better or something?
[ooooh....low blow, too low?]
Obviously Michael Douglas is rubbing off on her.

Divorce ain't so bad for Madge.

So it's officially over...and now it's all blue skies, kabbalah lakes, daily botox shots and...green green...grass? Madge is doing a Mischa - but pulls it off a little better... guess.

Bathroom break anyone? anyone?

Looking f**ked off your brain consistently is a talent.

Honestly. Every single photo I've seen of these two - they look absolutely trashed. That's kinda hard work- to consisently look like you're under the influenc no matter what the circumstances. Kidsa re promoting their movie Twilight -which sounds a bit like the Buffy/Angel story IMO.

All those single ladies - don't touch my boyfriend!

...still milking it

Hi guys - sorry - posts are going to be LIGHT ON this week - because I'm literally dying with law exams. Wish me luck - because I'm going to need it!!!

--to tide you over, here's Maniston on Oprah milking the "Angelina is uncool" thing one more time. Someone needs to give this lady some chocolate chips or something, because her vanilla-ness - frankly, is blinding.

Is there a human after the photoshop layers?

More of "britney" from her "Circus" album.
ha!



Please please please don't tell me she's triyng to get some inspiration from my new favourite model of the moment, Lily Donaldson...who I adore. Because Britney...that.would.be.sacrilege.

Maniston's STILL crying

Ugh. WoMAN's on the cover of US Vogue...and she's still whingeing about her non-descript life and her divorce and Brad and Angelina and wah wah wah.

Here's an excerpt from the interview:

"Wah wah wah. Wah wah Brad left me wah wah I look like a man wah wah wah I'm not as pretty as Angelina wah wah wah she's such a bitch wah wah wah wah wah does my hair look shiny? wah wah why doesn't anyone love me? wah wah wah I'm the most boring person in the world wah wah wah I'm strong wah wah I'll find love again, wah wah wah let me talk about Vince - he loved me! wah wah wah I love you Brad! We're friends right? wah wah wah Angelina's a bitch. "

Honestly. People need to stop giving this woman airtime. The most exciting thing that ever happened to her was having Victor from Days of our Lives as a father. Girlfriend should join Brad's other ex - Gwhineth Paltry and they can comatose themselves complaning!

Interview snippets here




thanks for the heads up Justin!

Rachel Rachel Rachel

Going out with Marilyn Manson for 5 minutes does NOT make you Dita von Teese. Pancake makeup, dark hair, and chola brows don't make you Dita either! It.just.doesn't.
And OMG - is that.like...pewter? eww.

-Insert comment here- i.e. Elisita is flummoxed.

OMG. This is still rather surreal for me. Is this the definition of polar opposites? This feels like it's out of a movie set - or photoshopped. Eerie.

Totally Totally Totally inappropriate for work

...because you all want to see Harry Potter's...you know.

Be warned. Very NSFW!

http://www.omgblog.com/2008/11/omg_more_naked_daniel_radcliff.php

Nicole Kidman looking more like Nicole Kidman

Yay! girlfriend doesn't look scary...she kind of just looks a tad odd and beautiful - like the old days. GF's at the Glamour Awards...with her beard...erm...husband.

Erm...

Oh dear. Borrow from Britney's wig collection?

Gwyneth - go home!

Ugh - fashionista. pfft. Posh was all over this look about a year ago. What next Gwyn? Pixie cut perchance?

Jennifer Connelly still has it

Definitely getitng better with age. On a shoot for the new edition of Marie Clare.

Credit where Credit is due

Girlfriend may be famous for nothing more than having a father who represented a [arguably] murderer - but I have to hand it to her - she can do the grecian look like no other.

The Buy Katy and Mischa a mirror FUND

When beautiful faces meet bad dresses.

Katy - I can see your spanx - and your breasts apparently can see me! Nice. Also just a memo, that you are not Dita Von Teese.

...and Mischa - we've had this discussion before. I feel like buying you a lawnmower.

Prop 8 passes in Calif *sigh*

This sucks. It really does. What a horrible step backwards. How depressing.

California voters approved Proposition 8 Tuesday night, eliminating the right of same-sex couples to marry in the state.

Congrats man Congrats...

Meet the next President of the United States...and he's literate! What a change.

Mischa Barton. A fashion disaster chronicle

How can a girl get it SO wrong. So often.








photo credits

Sneak peek of Kate Winslet's Vanity Fair cover for Dec

Girlfriend looks hot. Sorry about the size - it's all they've released.



o.k. have more Kate. Gorgeous. Photoshopped, but gorgeous. ALthough I have serious doubts that here bum, in that shape or form belongs to her.

KBosworth is looking beautiful

It took me a long long while to like this girl - but somehow her vanilla-ness has seeped into my softspot. I'm digging her style these days like noone else. She's like a Sienna Miller that's more puritan and less try-hard. She's like a 8.0 version of Maniston...o.k...maybe version 90.