Apparently Jenna Bush is getting married.
I know...who cares.
Still, her mother got 12 designers to pitch for her wedding dress.
In Spanish, there's a saying about a monkey...that it can wear whatever it likes...but a monkey it will always stay...or something.
1.Vera Wang - Vera...take note from Elisita...Jenna is not 6ft-tall...assymetrial layer cake is.not.the.way.forward.
2. J. Mendel - detachable legs....I like it.
3. Arnold Scaasi - you don't want this job...do you?
4. Carlos Miele - can we say 1980s?
5. Amsale - princess look 1990s anyone?
6. Carmen Marc Valvo - toilet-roll doll look. Could be cool...quick question -- need one necessarily be a pea-head to pull off the look?
7. Angel Sanchez - anorexic. sloucher. drop-dead-before-the-aisle. ..chic-arama.
8. Badgley Mischka - BRATZ doll...see #3.
9. Nicole Miller - snore.
10. Lela Rose - every girl wants to look like a giant dome for their wedding. Perfection.
11. Marc Bouwer - yeah...generally shapeless with beautiful accents on linebacker shoulders...sublime.
12. Oscar de la Renta - gimme! seriously.
3 comments:
Hello Elisita:
An appropriate translation of the saying would be: Although a monkey wears silk, it´s still a monkey.
ahahahahahahaha!!!
This was great, I loved the comparison thing too- fab!!
Ultimately when your Dad is a jumped up monkey (who was??) in charge of one of the most influential countries in the world it doesn't make much difference WHAT you wear.
... can you SAY overshadowed??
Maybe she can get him to be ring bearer a-la the renewal of vows episode in King Of Queens!!
It's also one of the few weddings BOTH the government channel and E! will follow!! How's THAT for bi-partisanship??
Thansk for making me smile.
~Nate. xxx
Nice drawings though. Actually she came across as pretty smart on a recent Oprah interview...perhaps will follow in Dad's footsteps?
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