Saturday, December 03, 2005

Paris Gets Randomly Engaged Again

You know she's just totally making these stories up so she can receive some publicity. She's probably going to buy herself another fake ring. She's currently spreading the rumour that she's going to get hitched with Stavros this Christmas... Why can't she come up with something more interesting. She should totally go the Australian way and have a pretend cancer scare or something...although, she's probably wise in saving that tactic when she become officially washed up in 2006.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why can't she have a real cancer scare - no, scratch that. Why not just plain cancer?

Then again, cancer wouldn't do much to a body that's already festering with STDs.

The Apostrophe Cop said...

It looks like Paris' head on somebody else's body.

Jay said...

Yeah, poor Paris; that picture is awful. Good work!

Anonymous said...

Someone kill this bitch please!

Elisita said...

haha...that's funny G4G.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

What is she searching around on the ground for? Her career? Her life? Her dignity?