Lindsay looks incredible at Paris Fashion Week

and by incredible I mean Amy-Winehouse-VOM....and by fashion I mean pieces of opshop cloth thrown on poor unsuspecting models.

Apparently Lindsay was the creative "advisor" on this collection....and by advisor I mean she picked the cocaine dealer for the after-party. [although...tbh lilo looks like she's on meth or something]

Hot Hot Hot Hot MESS

Goodness me, I know she got roughed up...but surely she didn't lose that many brain cells in the process?
Rihanna is at Paris Fashion week.

Umm...where's the skit part in this?

Honestly...I thought skits were supposed to mildly funny and have some kind of script. Obviously I'm old fashioned and not in with the kids... hmmm

WOAH....WTF happened to KFed?

O.k. so admittedly I haven't been following KFed's live..umm...at all since he split with Britney...but serious...the man is chunk-a-lunk. This isn't just a diet of Cheetoh's. This has be be a diet of Cheetoh's and lard...with sugar on top.

How I remember him:

What he looks like now:

BFH!

Oh...Jenny's still crying over Brad. WHATEVS. Boo F-n Hoo!

Jennifer Aniston broke down after a love scene with Gerard Butler on the set of The Bounty. She reportedly told her assistant: "I need a moment. This scene reminds me of Brad and me." -- fleeing to her trailer in tears.

I know -- this probably isn't true...but GF needs to move on in any case :)

Good times.

Even Obama gets involved

his country is going down the gurgler in trillion after trillion dollars of debts...but it's nice to know he's still concerned about Taylor.

Woah...Angie has....changed over time

to say the least. I almost didn't recognise her during some of the clips, especially one of the blonde clips. Googly eyes!

Ha! It's started.

Hand up if you think the VMAs were a setup to reinject some interest to them...me too.

Ooooh Kayne Kontroversy.

NARCISSIST. SOCIOPATH. HILARIOUS.

FAIL

Hair and bling do not a woman make...good ol' Caster Semenya. [person in the gender/racing controversy]



WDYT?

Manwhore Clooney gets a new squeeze

At the Venice film festival. I don't really care who the latest horseface is TBH..but that dress.is.magic.

Well...this is nice addition to Awkward Family Photos blog

There are all sorts of jaw things happening here that would make even Keira Knightley blush. Demi's going to have to get a LOT older before Rumer overtakes her in the attractiveness stakes though...and by a LOT I mean ummm...never.

What's going on with Lindsay Lohan?

Honestly...I go away for a few weeks and all of a sudden she's looking like a coked-up trashbag whore...oh....right....

Hot mess action

Lady Gaga. hmm.

Kim Cattral still has it

over 50! Hotness. Jealous.

Ummmm....cover FAIL?

Honestly...Sean Lennon looks dead...FAIL. For the french mag Purple.

Kanye's squeeze

I know she's vom and gross -- but I like her anyway...horrible Paris Hilton/MManson contacts and all. She's kind of like a Leona Lewis....but interesting.

DJ AM has died. RIP :(

DJ AM - the celebrity disc jockey known for dating starlets and surviving a horrific plane crash - has been found dead in an apparent drugs overdose in New York.

Cops found prescription drug bottles inside DJ AM's residence at 210 Lafayette Street after the 36-year-old's lifeless body spotted face-down in his bed at around 5:23 pm by a friend, who was concerned he hadn't heard from the performer in several days, sources said.

Prescription drugs and a crack pipe were found at the scene. Bottles of pills were found in both the bedroom and the kitchen.

What happened to Mena Suvari?

She was this beautiful frail little thing in ABeauty -- WTF? Weight-lifting, steroids much?

Where did she go?

Sorry guys for the lack of posting -- from the Paris office

Hi dears,
Apologies for the lack of posting, but I'm on vacation in Paris -- and will recommence when I get back in a few weeks.
love,
elisita.