Monday, May 30, 2005

Renee...thank your lucky stars

Does anyone else out there that Renee is fugly to the extreme? Especially in a land of Hollywood perfection. The poor thing is so thin nowadays trying to compensate...but I say she should give up...because fugliness cannot be remedied with a simple eating disorder.


o.k...so maybe that's a cheap shot....what about this?

o.k.o.k...

EEEEEK...stop it...you're scaring me..you look like Botoxed (but beautiful) Ms Kidman

7 comments:

Anonymous Poet said...

Ouch!

Anonymous said...

FINALLY!!! Someone else takes notice of what I've been saying for years...she is SO fugly. I disliked her at hello! I just don't get the hype on her. Granted she was great in Chicago...I'll give her that...but what an unattractive woman. She always seems to look like she is sucking on lemons. She looked so good when she won her oscar with some meat on her and now she's uglier and thinner than ever. How can Kenny even think of having sex with her? She'd break in half for godsake.

Anonymous said...

Eep. The first one is just horrible. I think she's cute, though! The only thing that really irks me about her is her weird, nasal/raspy voice.

Unknown said...

Yeah, Cant stand the way she looks now, she looks like a stick insect, and its not like she has a face that could launch a ship or two

Anonymous said...

Eventually you will realise that you have a clinical psychologist creeping about and reading these notes, which are much more perceptive than main-stream press. For ex., Reneey's face, the red-blotchniess, is very characteristic of bulimia, as a result of the vomiting.

Also if she vomits regularly,she will have more than voice changes; her larynx will begin to bleed. In the meantime she will be hoarse and one will never know whether you got her before vomiting, or while withholding (not eating at all to avoid vomiting). They have such innovative ways to determine how much food they have gotten back out. It is a trick because they generally end up consuming about one-half of the calories despite their hope they they took in only 50 of those 4,000 calories eaten. Don't try this at HOME!!!!

Anonymous said...

Again, FINALLY!!! I don't think it's that she's really that terrible looking, she just makes a horrid face, squinting her eyes and pouting her lips. In her early movies, she isn't making that face and looks alright.
Thank you for finally saying something about her!

Elisita said...

yeah...although she seems to have fallen off the planet lately...non-celebirty marriage is not good for publicity :)
love,
elisa