Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Hey Tara hun,

Hey Tara,
Before you die from alcohol poisoning...naked...alone...on the floor of a sleazy club...make sure you sue your (butcher) surgeon. I KNOW that you're a little drugged up by now...so I'm going to help you....basically...a nipple that looks like this:

Coupled with breasts that sag like this:
Posted by Hello


= Unattractive.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am so ashamed that she has the same first name as me. And what's up with her waist? Good advice there, that's gotta be negligence at the very least. Damn.

Elisita said...

Hey Foxglove....that sux about the name.I was talking about this with my brother ages ago...all the names that you can call you kids that are cool NOW until they're like 20 or so and someonereally lame shares it with them. Sorry to all the people that thought 'Paris' was a cool name in the 80s :)