Sunday, May 29, 2005

Yes....there is (a little) justice in the world.

Angelina Jolie is one of the most beautiful women in the world. I doubt many could ever argue with that that...in a world of horrors such as Renee Zellweger and J-Lo...and your average Jane... But it's nice to know that the world is a little fair....you're not always born with it...take a look at these before and after....SCREAMS nose job!!! Why hasn't anyone picked up on this much???

Before



And After

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Elisa.

11 comments:

Anonymous Poet said...

Have you thought of altering The Inquirer?

Anonymous said...

We might be able to judge better if the last two photos didn't compress her whole face into appearing thinner...

Anonymous said...

Her beauty cannot overcome her psychological problems. She has no stable identity. Notice that after one movie playing Lady Croft, she buys a Croft-like estate in England, has the name tattoed on her arm, and visits third world countries. Granted, she apparently gives them money, to her credit. But who will she be in two years? Her behavior is very typical of one who self-mutilates in their teens & twenties. Envy her beauty, but not her emotional life.

Anonymous said...

I must agree with anonymous #2. She is a very weird, unstable girl who's all over the map...and not in a good way.

Oh yes, and thanks for exposing her true nose to me! I knew such full lips couldn't warrant a thin nose. Yes!

Anonymous said...

First of all, her nose looks the same in both the before and after pictures. And secondly, I would like to let Anonymous #2 and Liz know that being catty, petty and judgmental is very unsexy. Angelina Jolie is smoking hot, and if you have boyfriends I bet they'd can your fat asses in a heartbeat for the chance to be with a true sex goddess that has repeatedly shown herself to be altruistic and kind. What do either of you know about her emotional life anyway? Has she invited you out to tea lately?

Anonymous said...

I've been trying to figure out what's changed on her face for a very long time, and you've done it!!! It is her nose!! It looks thinner and ever-so-slightly pointer than before. Also she does major upper lip injections. That said, I think she is very beautiful & very sexy. I am SO jealous of her looks. But I am comforted in knowing she had "work" done to get there. ;)

Anonymous said...

i've always suspected a nose job. it's just a bit too narrow in the nostril area....dead giveaway

Elisita said...

hey sweetnsexy...I never said she wasn't happy...if I looked like her...I certainly wouldn't be unhappy :) Oh...and I happen to KNOW, with quite a degree of confidence, that Brad would never fuck me...even if I had a nose job :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Maybe she just grew into her nose. A lot of people's noses look to big for their faces, when they are 15 years old & then the rest of their face catches up later. Besides, her nose doesn't look that much different.......& she was still a stunner back in her younger days!! lucky bitch!

highhatsize said...

Great lips. If they've been Restylaned, it's a superlative job. The nose job is obvious. It's been pointed & tapered.

But why the fuss? What does she have that a thousand other aspiring actresses don't have? I saw her, (on TV) in Laura Croft, Tomb Raider, and couldn't help wondering why she was given so little to say.

Anonymous said...

Dear Frizzyfrizzle,

I wrote anonymous #2 and just now read your eloquent commentary. So happens I don't have a "fat ass," but I will try to address your comments. I never commented negatively on Ms. Jolie's appearance. I merely pointed out that she is an extremely troubled woman, and that we should try to keep in perspective that beauty is nice, but emotional stability contributes to one's happiness. Based on your comments, I believe you could probably use some therapy yourself. Are you her friend to defend her?