Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Oscars Low Down

The only winner I really cared about was Helen Mirren. At the event, let's see. We had the usual good in

Cate Blanchett

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Liv Tyler
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Newly skinny and single Reese

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The very pleasant surprises in:

Poster Child for Scientology Mrs Katie Cruise

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The I-don't-care-what-you-wear-or-what-you-look-like-I'll-always -love-you in Kate Winslet
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The I've-got-a-horrifically-huge-bow-on-the-front-of-my dress-but-maybe-of-I-smile-and-cover-it-up-Anna-Wintour-won't-devour-me
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The I've-been-dumped-but-goddamn-it, I'm-going-to-make-use-of-my-wedding-dress-anyway Cameron Diaz
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Got Drugs? Natalie Portman
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The I'm-a-real-supermodel-so-I-never-get-that-post-pregnancy-fat-look Linda Evangelista
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The I'm-only-getting-away-with-this-dress-because-I'm-tall-thin-botoxed-and blonde.
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The I'm-relatively-young-but-through-incredible-skill-and-perseverance-I-manage-to-look-old-dumpy-and-dowdy-all-at-one-time Kiki Dunst
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4 comments:

Franci said...

Poor Nicole K. She doesn not seem to take ageing well.
I liked Reese W, but not her hair style though.
And where's Hellen Mirren?

jadys said...

KIRSTEN - HIDEOUS!

Dianita! said...

Love your comments! Loved watching Oscars fashion too!

Anonymous said...

Nicole Kidman's waist defies science. Where does she fit her intestines (of course she has no need for these internal organs)? Her mouth resembles a closely locates sphincter muscle too...