Saturday, June 09, 2007

This is like an OJ Simpson trial!

I guess by now we all know that after staying in jail for under 3 days, County Sheriff Baca pulled some dodgy maneouvres to allow Paris to serve the rest of her 23 days under home arrest.

Well...luckily Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer had something to say about that! Paris has effectively been ordered (screaming and crying) to go back to jail to serve out her entire 45 days, to show that dlisters are not above the law.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am quite sad. I know she should have stayed but if they managed to get her out and send her back thats more damaging..

Kitty - The Librarian Fox said...

I think she realises money can't get her out of this...

Or as someone i know put it:

You put your heiress in/Your heiress out
In out in out/And shake her all about
You do the Hollywood legal system and you turn around
That's what she's all about

Ooooooooooooooh, the Paris Cokey.*

*And alcohol and other substances one should not drive under the influence of.

Cap'n Bob said...

Paris in the Crossbar Hilton. Sounds like a match made in heaven.

Anonymous said...

YES!!! thankyouthankyouthankyou for setting a new precedent- perhaps this might actually sink in to those impervious young starlets...and the kids who idolize them.

Working it Out said...

*sigh*

If she'd been slightly less of a stuck up whore in the last few years, I might even care (of course then she wouldn't have been in the news as much!).

But if you Insist on driving yourself when you have no license, but Plenty of money to hire a driver, I couldn't give a rats ass about you crying on the way back to jail. Hell, they let you read books, right? Perhaps this would be a good time to catch up on some classics, like, say, anything targeted at the 8th grade level?

M-M-M-Mishy said...

I want to marry that photo. I'm pulling for it to win Time Magazine's Photo of the Year contest. Hahah...

Anonymous said...

If God loves you He makes you pay for the crime and depend on His love and healing. She will think long and hard before she disappoints God again.