In porn we trust

UK Artist Jonathan Yeo unveiled his collage of George Bush created from fragments of 100 porn magazines in London.

I'm sure there's a big signficance behind it...but uhh...I don't get it. Now...if the collage had been made out of a dictionaries, or text books...or...any book, then yes...that would have worked for me.

Let's play a game...

Let's guess who's in the 20s and who's in the 40s....?

Attack of the Fake Tan

Don't get me wrong...white, orange, thin, or curvy Zellweger is hard to take...but this new geriatric Floridian look is not working for me at all.

Harry comes into his own!

Sorry, I've been a bit slow on the uptake on this one.

Mattel recently introduced the "Harry Potter Broomstick". It's a battery-powered toy that resembles the flying Nimbus 2000 brooms from the Harry Potter movies. The broom vibrates and makes noises when it's placed in between a kids' legs.

Comments from the Toys r Us Site:

Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)

hmm...I can't work out why it's so popular either.

thanks jordan for the heads up!

Avril gets the 'young people'

Avril at the Teen Choice Awards. She knows that a full head of colour is passe. Even a half head is over. She's going for the spray on side-stripe...the kind that washes out immediately, perfect for when you have to get back to the office the next day, or need to attend a P&C meeting. Girlfriend is so with it. Oh so cool. She is punk rock personified.

Owen Wilson attempts suicide

...apparently he tried to slit his wrists and took some pills...I know. I don't care either. Someone needs to tell him it requires a bit more effort than just getting a paper cut and popping a Tylenol to ease the sting.

Incredible Talent

I bet you he got around $50million for this. The whole thing has such great continuity, I really feel like I'm being told a really meaningful story. What's next for Orlando? Treadmill infomercials or Proactive?

Jordan has a new perfume out

How exciting. This has totally made my day. It's a beautiful blend of silicone, orange tan, with a touch of exotic aromas...and by exotic I mean the "exotic dancing" kind. It's guaranteed to make you pick up homosexual male Australian 'singers'.

Monday's Hottest Bodies

Hey...if you've got it...flaunt it baby

We've got Beth from the Gossip:




Old Dirty Harry

My man will not be bought.

Morrissey turned down a $75million dollar offer to tour again with The Smiths. The Spice Girls he ain't.

Sorry about the lack of posts

Hi dears,
Just wanted to give you all a quick update. Sorry about the lack of posts this week --> criminal law has been absolutely killing me (pun kind of intended). I'll be back this weekend though :) Full of life.

love,
elisita.

Vaseline on the lens anyone?

....and LOTS.



More vaseline here please

Bad Cover

I have no idea who this Tilsdale girl is...but photoshop obviously couldn't save her....perhaps if she'd tilted her head down just a little bit more....or better still...turned her head around completely...



Gwen Stefani on the other hand, shows us how it's done this month.



Sorry guys...it's a terribly slow news day today :)

Honestly...what's she hiding?

1000 gerbils or something?

Attention Whore

ugh...stuffing tissues (or silicone inserts) down your swim suit is so Judy Blume Year 3. As it's Paris though, I surprised she's that far advanced.

Vintage Tori wishes you a hot weekend

Hi guys,
I'm singing off a little early this week...but the beautiful and stunning Tori shall accompany you :)

Someone kill me now

...please don't tell me Gwhineth Paltry is trying to make a comeback. Ugh, she's looking like her true self this month's W magazine.

Amy Klein-house?

This can't be true. Apparently Calvin Klein is asking Amy Winehouse to design a line of denims. "Amy is constantly being asked to create her own clothes range and the main area designers are interested in her working on is denims."

Yeah...I'm sure a lot of offers come all the time...coincidentally always coming when she's had a few heroin hits. Either that or 'designers' is some sort of a codeword for drug dealers.

This woman is turning 50 next year!

...and she gets her star on the Hollywood Walk of anyone who pays Fame. Congrats Shelly..on the face more than the star :)

A mother and her child

Posh Spice...has the incredible talent of always being able to blend in...

This is what happens when you get old and crusty

...you start getting bumped off your own movie poster in favour of an inanimate object. Hmmf.

The voice of an ANGEL

Jordan sends shivers down my spine. Absolutely sublime stuff.

Courtney don't need no photoshop

...her tightness wishes you a fab weekend.

Most boring interview ever!

OMG...this totally sux. This makes the Paris/King interview look like a cracker. Joel Madden makes it so much worse.

She does look beautiful though.



Full boring thing here:

Jenna Jameson is smokin'

...wow...poor Jemma Jameson is starting to look like a decrepit, haggard, washed up old porn star...

oh...hang on...

Yup..Richie's knocked up

I thought she was looking a littler larger in her Nylon shoot...

She confirmed on Sawyer's show that she's 4 months pregnant...and she's also going to be spending 4 nights in jail at some point. Excitement galore I know.