You know what? I really don't want to know

It's Halloween...and strange things are a' brewing. Some of which I don't want to know about...and yes...this includes what Celine is hiding...and why she appears to be covered in tar. I'm sure there's a bad sex joke that I can plug into...but I think I'll leave it at that.
As long as she doesn't sing...consider me happy to leave her to her own devices...although she should probably swap the black coat with a white one...with straps attached.

Sorry about the lack of posting.

Sorry guys, law studies have been thrashing me of late!
It will all be over in a fews though.
In the meantime, I'd like to wish you all a
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
...with who else? But Double-D-List wannabe and new Playboy covergirl Kim Kardashian.
Seriously...the shoot is scary...and wants to pour industrial-grade bleach in your eyes. Let's just say I can never look at a string of pearls in the same way again.

Very Very NSFW pics here.

Snore Personified.

You know Garner takes it all very seriously. Honestly...she IS the real Charlotte from Sex and the City.

Joely...is that you?

Ugh...this anorexic-back-look is SOOO Calista Flockhart 1997. Wasn't particularly appealing then...isn't now.
Still...I guess that's the price you pay to guarantee yourself a spot in this week's Who magazine.

This is how all Maniston photoshoots should be done

...a lot of tan...a lot of distance...and a lot of photoshop. Makes the Maniston a little more bearable. Maniston does this month's Bazaar.

Errmm....

Girlfriend is really starting to loutwardly express her true inner self.

Can someone tell Jenna Jameson that shes a bit early

...there's still a few more weeks until it's officially Halloween...stop scaring the adults kids Jenna.

Britney is Beautiful

She's trying to channel Gwen Stefani in her pink days, and perhaps even Natalie Portman in Closer...and isn't she pulling it off fantastically!

Crack is Whack

Blender...listen to Whitney...she had it right the first time. Seriously.

Embalming Fluid?

Do these kids not age?

Gemma Ward has started to eat

*UPDATE* -- yes this is photoshopped. Gemma has gained weight but NOT that much. Thanks for all the comments with the heads up guys :)

I know there have been Gemma's-gone-fat rumours in the modelling community for months now...but I thought it was just pundits being dramatic....but these pictures made me rethink. Of course, the modelling world's fat is my skinny...




Gemma of old

Kimbo gives non-fugly a go

Cityrag thinks she may have gotten a nose-job....unfortunately she needs a lot more that that.

Dahl goes Blondie

I think I'm one of the few people who like Dahl either large or small. She's paying a tribute to Blondie for Vogue and girlfriend looks beautiful as always.

Beauty Continued

The more I see of her...the more it's confirmed in my head that Posh Spice is synoymous with that adjective.

Wow...

this is worse than her VMA performance.
Girlfriend seriously needs to regroup.

Courtney Love goes Chanel...sort of.

MAybe it's just me but I much preferred Courney's unabashedly smacked out look rather than this weird Coke-snorting transvestite look.

A bit of beauty for your Friday

Seriously, what better way to end the working week than a dose of gorgeousness?

An ensemble of a tent and plastic shoes

seriously...what other person in the entire world could get away with this...no-one.

Ashlee tries hard...

It's pretty sad actually when you actually look to Fergie for inspiration when trying to find an identity that is different to your sister's...

Britney loses custody of her kids!

Britney's having a bit of tough week this week, losing custody to her kids to Kevin Federline. All I can say is...you know you've really, really screwed up when a judge has more faith in K-Fed's parenting skills than in yours.

Britney...in order to deal with the disappointment, went in for a little fake tanning session today.

A little too much for Monday...so I saved it for Tuesday

Hi guys,
Sorry I was away last week. Work just became really, really crazy. In any case, I couldn't traumatise you with this on a Monday, so I thought I'd leave it for Tuesday. Sometimes, the beauty that is Cameron Diaz truly frightens me.