Will Scientology save him?

Scientology is in the process of claiming a new victim --> Pete Doherty, of all people. What a beautiful partnership - junkiehood meets crazy cult. He's been buying Scientology books and apparently taking it quite seriously.

This got 10million viewers?

Apparently, network chiefs at CBS are so thrilled with Britney Spears' guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother; they want to give Brit her own show. Her cameo as a secretary on this week's episode attracted 10 million viewer - it's highest ever ratings.

Uhh...honestly...this was about as funny as getting stuck in an elevator for 10 hours with Gwhineth Paltrow...o.k...that would be funnier.

Pleasant Surprise

...hmm..she's nothing like I thought she'd be. She actually seems switched on and not hideously annoying.
Sorry about the the lack of posting this week. My computer has gone into repairs. :(

Yes...she has a sex tapea s well.

How exciting for her. Charlotte/Kristen Davis has her own sex tape. I bet you Kim Cattral is next.
Oh...BTW - don't go on any sites that claim they have the video - TROJAN-CENTRALS!

NSFW photos here.


It's basically porn...do make sure you know what you're getting yourself into :)

This is gold.

o.k..so Dlisted took it from Gawker...and I took it from Dlisted...but this is gold. I love the 'impromptu' performance. I'd catch it before it gets taken down or something.

Tori wishes your a beautiful weekend!

Hi Guys,
Sorry about this week. Work kiled me. Law killed me. I died basically...I kind of felt--like Tori looks.
:)

When photoshop disarms fug

It's amazing what photoshop can do in the hands of the right person. As far as I'm concerned, Victoria Beckham is fug-central...but manages to spruce up quite nicely in the Vogue UK shoot.





Very Princess Maragaret-esque

and



which are quite Dahl-esque

Katie's at it again

This is kind of getting funny. I don't want Katie to de-robotise!

This time its with InStyle.

This time she's talking about love:

"It happened in an instant. When you fall in love, it's like time stops."

I know Katie...brain transplants feel that way sometimes...so do UFO abductions while we're on the topic.

and the beautiful:

"I try every day to make Tom know how much I love him. It gets better and better.

...just as your interviewee skills get better and better Katie...brings a tear of joy to my eye.

"Tom and I stay in really good communication with each other. I talk to him about anything, at any time. He works 48 hours straight, comes home, and if I ask, 'Would you help me with this'? he'll do it."

...poor guy, working day in and day out at the Scientology Centre helping those damn clueless thetans how it's done...but Katie...what DO you talk about...other than Tom Cruise? Is the question you ask only "Would you help me talk about Tom Cruise, Tom?"

and the touching:

"I couldn't have asked for a more supportive human being.

I know...it's every girl's dream to have a man who can keep up the programming requirements so diligently! It must be tough making sure all those joints and electrical fuses are in order.

Katherine Heigl is my new Keira Knightley

...honestly...this woman is just.not.a.nice.person...and so overrated. Checkout how she literally pushes around her co-star(? sorry- I don't watch TV) T.R.Knight.

Elisita is officially sick of Obama!

...and I live on the other side of the world.

Honestly...these videos are getting too much...chanting "Obama" over and over again. Give me a break. Obviously this video is desperately trying to crack the non-Obama-responsive hisapanic segment.

Poor Hillary...all she's got is an old Jack Nicholson...

Half-Blood Price is back

I have to say I like Harry because he has the odd quality of being royal...but not managing to look neither milquetoast, nor effeminate, nor....receding.
That being said - he's back from this secret mission in Afghanistan (where he'd been for 10 weeks)...after the story was leaked.

Someone give Larry King a sandwich!

When television gets painful...