Cocaine in Redbull....hmmm

Austria's health ministry says traces of cocaine have been found in samples of Red Bull drinks. Sample tests showed around 0.4micrograms per litre.

How on earth did that happen? Was Lindsay Lohan visiting the factories at some point? Elisita is predicting sales to soar.

Lady Gaga is an attention whore

Girlfriend gets narky...and odd. Can we say...drug-withdrawls?

Somethings just should never be photographed

...a little part of my soul just died...

How embrarassment! FAIL

I once did this with a pair of shoes actually. It was the one where you could customise the writing on it and instead of Holden Caulfield -- I put Holden Caufield. My brother thought I was the LAMEST person ever. This though..it's pretty goddamn embarassing.

Hayden is the latest celebrity on the "lets put deep and meaningful latin/italian writing on my body" -- a la Angelina and Lindsay Lohan -- but she spelt the damn thing wrong. She's written "vivere senza rimipianti" -- but the actual thing should say "rimpianti". Ughhh...embarassing.

I guess the plus side is that she can start putting the saying into practice ["living without regret"]

Always amazing what a good dose of photoshop can do

No pizzaface, and no mashface. Just nice, allAmerican, clean and blonde. I know..where is Cameron Diaz in all this?

WTF did Kim Kardashian Lopez do to her face?

Umm...the JLo mash-face look doesn't look good on JLo -- what makes KK think that it would be any different for her. ugh.

Ridiculous...but I love it

I have to face it. I love her.

Ummm.does this disturb anyone?

Ummm...LiLo's younger sister Ali is starting to look more and more like SamRo. errrm. eek.

Ali Lohan VS



SamRo

Oh boo f-kn hoo!

Oh my, just as Gwyneth Paltrow finally shuts up and puts most of her effort in the delirously irrelevant Goop newletter, keeping out of interviews and keeping Elisita sane -- when out pops another "oh woe is me". This time in the form of std haven, Angelina wannabe Megan Fox.

In a recent interview qith Esquire, she goes on about how she's bisexual. Yeah whatevs -- go back to 1990 and see if someone cares. Then the 22year old [ha!] says:

“But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

The she goes on a BFH rant about being too beautiful...excuse me while I get my bucket...

“It p*sses me when people f**king complain that I’m too beautiful to get this part,” she said. “That’s bulls**t. You wouldn’t be working if you weren’t attractive... if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”

Ummm...can one say..delusional? Fox should set up her own rival Goop zine called Herpes and just go TF away.

This is what happens when you trust Lindsay Lohan

...when bad tans happen to good? people. ugh...Rachel Hunter should have just stayed...in the bath scrubbing herself with a sander for a few more hours.

What happened to Miss Independent

woah....everyone is going on about Jessica Simpson -- but ahhh. WTF is going on here? KClarkson needs to take drastic measures and go on the infamous white powder diet for a few months...in Elisita's humble opinion.






Girlfriend needs to remember these times:

The Royal Polo set

just 'cos. Elisita secretly wants to join. There...I said it :)
I'll take the brother with the full head of hair though please...

Speaking of awkward

how awkward are these 'couples' at the White House Corresspondent's Party.

You've got Bon Jovi and ummmm.



Cokey and Coke-ier



and Cruise with his blow up giant doll.



Now all we need is Obama to turn scientologist and we'll really have hit the jackp0t :)

Hilarious! Awkward family photos

this made me laugh! had to share! Classic!

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Am I the only one with a filthy mind?

When I saw Richie's baby father I was like woah!...and then like...oh...right
Please don't tell me I'm the only one. :) mwahahahaha

More wierd videos - involving lame drinks

This time with supermodel Agyness Deyn. Thanks Miriam for the heads up :)

Ummm..WTF

WTF is going on here? being DEAD serious? weird alien brides, cute kids, strange unzipping of dresses? umm..I'm really kind of confused...and need to go sit in a dark corner for a while and rock myself back to normality. It makes Mulholland Drive seem like a Spot the Dog story.

FYI, it's nicole kidman's new schweppes commercial.

Jessica tries to channel Jackie O, Marilyn, and Grace Kelly

but ahh....FAIL. It's not as bad as most of her shoots...but still a fail.