Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Oh boo f-kn hoo!

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Oh my, just as Gwyneth Paltrow finally shuts up and puts most of her effort in the delirously irrelevant Goop newletter, keeping out of interviews and keeping Elisita sane -- when out pops another "oh woe is me". This time in the form of std haven, Angelina wannabe Megan Fox.

In a recent interview qith Esquire, she goes on about how she's bisexual. Yeah whatevs -- go back to 1990 and see if someone cares. Then the 22year old [ha!] says:

“But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

The she goes on a BFH rant about being too beautiful...excuse me while I get my bucket...

“It p*sses me when people f**king complain that I’m too beautiful to get this part,” she said. “That’s bulls**t. You wouldn’t be working if you weren’t attractive... if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”

Ummm...can one say..delusional? Fox should set up her own rival Goop zine called Herpes and just go TF away.


C. said...

LOL WTF does that first quote even mean?

She's so annoying!!!!

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Sylvie said...

BRAVO!!!!!!!!! Tell it like it is Elisa!!! I do not like this girl at all...her skin looks dirty and she was in an interview the other day saying how she gets spotted all the time now and it's hard for her to go anywhere so she usually spends most of her day at home! I'm like 'big deal' are a millionaire, alot of ppl would love to have that kind of money, deal w/ it you brat!