Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Some pregnancies are better than others

I guess I was starting the think that Heidi Klum was the norm, and Britney was the exception...but alas...it appears that that 'pregnant glow' just doesn't happen for the non-uber.

I present to you Melissa (I was never able to stomach you anyway) Joan ( how did she ever get famous?) Hart.


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and of course, our favourite little lamb-to-the-slaughter....Katie Holmes...who looks about 10 months pregnant.



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15 comments:

Anonymous said...

They both look worse than I did.
Can't Katy wash her hair?

Anonymous said...

Yikes!!! That is for Melissa Joan Hart, who I don't get either.

I really hated her when she was in that gawd-awful movie with that hotness from "Entourage" (the one who plays Mark Wahlberg's character).

She is a hideous mess (even while not pregnant).

And what is Katie Holmes incubating that is growing so exponentially fast?

Elisita said...

haha...the 'thing' ain't of this world...I can't wait til it's born...I betcha it's going to be bi-racial or something...definitely NOT Tom's.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

MJH is pregnant? How? With whom? This is too crazy - is it perhaps a desperate bid for the world to believe she's more than a sucky witch?

CRAZY!

shoe hound said...

I agree, Kate's hair always looks horrible. It does look like she hasn't washed it in days. And Tom looks like she is keeping her distance. She is big as a house. I read that she loves cupcakes....too many Scientology vitamins

Anonymous said...

HaHa. I think its funny that behind Melissa Joan Hart the wall says "Mercedes Benz FASHION WEEK" she obviously didn't get the memo. She looks hideous in that purple frock.

Anhoni Patel said...

Girlfriend needs to wash her hair. But maybe Scientology edict prevents her from doing so.

Melissa Joan Hart always annoyed me. That pic is scary!

Anonymous said...

Does she think that making her glasses even bigger will make her belly less obvious? I would hate to be her right now, with everyone waiting to see what is going to emerge from her womb,like they're watching 'Alien' or something. However, I would bet she's just as curious as everyone else. SCARY.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, scary mothers-to-be!

Michael K said...

Sabrina the teenage witch looks nasty!

Elisita said...

haha wwjdd! katie as well I think...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

"Entourage" (the one who plays Mark Wahlberg's character).

That's where I've seen him before!!!!

Yeah, I don't get her either.

Man Katie Holmes is about to burst.

Anonymous said...

That second pic of Melissa looks like a young Melanie Griffith!

I never liked Melissa either...her arrogance bugs me.

Ginger's last sentence made me lmao..picturing Whatever could be in Katie's poor uterus.

Luckeecharm said...

Well, Katie won't be allowed to speak to Tom's spawn for a week after its born. Maybe she's not allowed to shower(only when neccisary)while pregnant. Thanks to Tom's little cult.

~stacey~ said...

i understand helping your pregnant wife along, but come ON! does tom think katie can't walk on her own w/out leaning heavily on him for support? gimme a break, these 2 are just wacky. she would have been so much better if she'd just stayed with and married chris klein AND if she'd wash her hair once in a while now. what happened to her? she used to be so cute and innocent and wholesome.