Paris wasn't always this gross....surely?

I've never been much of a PHilton fan...but she wasn't this gross when she was younger right? I mean this is all geriatric-horrendous. This is like some weird Jackie O on crack, cut with Joan Collins on budget, snorted with a bankrupt skanky Lady Astor. UGH.

I swear, her peak was at the movie awards in 2003.