Thursday, September 11, 2008

Uhh...Katy Perry can't sing

Girlfriend may be pretty, and a rather cool fashion sense...but she can't sing. She reminds me of that girl in karaoke who is really drunk, singing off key in a duet with you, and all you want her to do is pass out so you can finish the song by yourself. Not that that's ever happened to me...

Girlfriend should stick to plastering her rack.


18 comments:

Anonymous said...

might be a monitor problem?? like her strong voice and the beat :)

nate said...

I clicked a link and I regretted it...

Anonymous said...

mmmm even with the enhanced pre recorded vocals it was really bad. Imagine what it would sound like without the help

Andrij said...

i was watching her video where she sings acousticly; the song called "thinking of you" it was just sad. :(

Anonymous said...

i agree completely. awful.

Rob said...

I searched for "Katy Perry Can't Sing" and this website was the first one on the list. I thought it was only me that thought she could not sing. She is terrible.

They must use an awful lot of editing and mixing in the studio because the album does not sound that bad.

Dave said...

if she can sing like that and top the charts there's hope us all i'm off to get a recording contract!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I searched for "Katy Perry Can't Sing"

LOL, same here

Ryan said...

well personally being a vocalist myself and not to bash anybody but there are alot of notes and ranges that people cant reach without problems so what is done is they will either augment or just have the vocalist do the same lyrics over and over again untill they actually hit it. and so thats why in live performances they sound like they suck because they wont attempt to hit that certain note because thell prob mess it up live.. and thats a nono. so they just stick with what they know they can do.

Nikki said...

Yeah, she's so horrible. I don't understand people who say she can sing. I mean, have they not heard her live? People say I have a problem because I'm 14 and listen to Led Zepplin and them - but hey, I say they have a problem because they're listening to this sh*t.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad i'm not the only one who noticed it! She just cant sing! Its so out of tune and horrible! The least she could do is lip sync i mean i know ppl think thats like something wrong to do and all but like really what would u rather listen to ????

NADINE90212 said...

SHE CANT SING - SHE IS JUST A PRETTY FACE
CANT ANYBODY CAN SING LIVE ???

Anonymous said...

Katy is just a pretty face. Not more then that. She is the living prove that you only need to have a pretty face and a catchy song to get a worlwide hit in the popcharts. being able to sing isn't even necesaary anymore. She's just straight horrible

Anonymous said...

...maybe another song. Try "mannequin" live. She's good. Just too much accesories.. i can hear her frustration in that video you gave, but below.. well, she's good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9OApFUgJJo

Anonymous said...

She really can ´t sing live. Even Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift are better. Singers who can sing live are people like Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguilera, Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson and P!nk.

Anonymous said...

omg :)

i've searched "Katy Perry can't sing" too.

She is awful on stage.

Amanda and SuperAmanda™ said...

What rack?

Anonymous said...

I love how I said at work after hearing her stupid songs a million times "damn she can't sing!" now out of boredom I type it into google and I'm not the only one! LMAO