Feist does S-Street

aww. *love*

Our Saviours have arrived!

I thought the second coming would never be --> but alas, it has occured.
Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt have come to earth...and French Moses [aka Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France] held the brith certificates as if they were the missing 11th and 12th commandments.

US Kath and Kim looks....BAD

OMG...this looks awful!
I don't know why Americans feel the need to US-ify perfectly good comedies such as the Office and Kath and Kim...simply because their accents are different!

This is a butchering of Aussie show. The very funny Kath and Kim...*shudders*



The original

The Ideal

I'm not exactly sure who Shauna Sand is - or why she's mildly-famous. But anyone that can look more like a blow-up doll than a blow-up doll, deserves my kudos...and eternal admiration.

Granny Spears or Posh Spice?

It's so difficult to tell these two apart these days! Both of them of course - being supremely beautiful...and toasty!

Ethan Downgrades

Let me preface this by saying that I really don't like Ethan. Man.is.a.rat.

Well - the Kurt-Cobain-grunge-greasy-wannabe has finally married the nanny he left Uma Thurman for: Ryan Shawhughes, Ryan is currently knocked up.

Granny drops the kids at the airport

sweet. Honestly. I'd love to look like that at 75.

Franken-stomach is back!

What beautiful beaded accessories Tara uses to accentuate the luscious ripples and cavernous delights of her stomach. Simple. Elegant. Timeless.

Random Kinky Stuff

...nice huh?

thanks Ben

Smart Water is NOT Burberry!!!

Honestly. They've got to stop peddling this like some kind of beautiful Hampton-esque luxury product. Bad.

"I love the reflection of water...but what I drink is a reflection of me" WTF? Honestly, I'd rather go to bloody Crazy Hathaway's psychic masseuse than drink anything endorsed by Maniston.

Maniston could be photoshopped to high heaven but could never even aspire to be a poor man's Kate Moss. Couldn't even be her toenail.

I love it when they forget to attach the head properly

*sigh* - looks like marriage for Mimi still hasn't helped her out much. She's been run through the photoshop editing room....thrice. And by thrice I mean her head was lopped off and attached to a tall slim person.





blue eyes...of course!

Dirty Dress and Bird-Emphasisng makeup

...surely her convict [ex]boyfriend could have arranged something better for her? Girlfriend is pimping the new Get Smart movie in Rome.
She's apparently also a fan some crazy psychic masseuse who gives her incredible pearls of wisdom such as: "love is the only action. Everything else is reaction"...probably while she mentally massages Anne's wallet. Well, I don't know about you...but consider me a new client!

Douche Madden and his Tranny Hilton are still in love

...warms the cockles of my heart. Honestly. Reminds of the butterflies in my stomach a few years ago when Paris announced she was engaged.
Kids are in Vegas.

Agyness Deyn tries her hand at DJ-ing

...you all know I think she's hella cool.
This is just an excuse to post some pics of her.
She's also going out with someone from the Strokes -- is gorgeous, has white hair -- is my age -- and I don't believe has ever office-jobbed in her life -- all of which makes me vaguely jealous.
She's here guest DJ-ing in NY at Plumm

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Mildly beautiful people attend Radiohead

Who knew Jude Law had upgraded? I thought he was struggling there for a while after his dalliance with the infamous sack of potatoes...
He's currently seeing the odd-looking but beautiful Lily Cole. At least they have good music taste.

Can we say - attentionseekers?

I'm not exactly sure who these guys think they are. Jenny McCarthey never even got into the C-list and Jim Carrey never quite got past The Mask. I think they reckon they're some kind of a Posh and Becks meets TomKat meets Paris/Borat mixture...but let's face it --> until they both get involved in some crazy cult...."Jinny" - they will never be.

They're here at Malibu whoring themselves out on the 4th of July.




I know --> I found it incredibly funny as well.

Welcome Sunday Rose Urban!

...what a fabulous name...ahem...well worth the wait.
onto other matters --> at least her mother can restart her botox again.

Angelina has new tats.

Angelina got some Winston Churchill inspired [real] tats for her new film Wanted: "toil and tears". How she manages not to look like a dirty skank is beyond me.

Go Gandalf!

So that man is 40 years his junior. So it looks like his son...I say go Gandalf go! Sir Ian MCKellan has a new toyboy :)
The man is a model. His nake is Nick Cuthell...and I'm a little jealous.

This girl won some kind of singing competition?

Wow...her new single takes 'sucks' to a new level. She sounds like me at a dingy karaoke at 3am after 5 tequilas....no....I take that back - even passed out on the floor I wouldn't sound as bad as that.

Honestly. This is the destitute man's "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis.